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Interactive Religion [Tuesday, April 8]
"Today I get to bitch about talk about the Twelve," Biff said with a slightly predatory gleam to his eyes. "Of course, there were fifteen of us, when you add in me, Josh, and Maggie." He frowned. "Who wasn't a harlot and I have no idea how that rumor got started. Probably her ex-husband."
He shrugged. "Anyone, the fourteen of us were in charge of logistics and security for Josh's events. As you might've guessed, that boy was a security nightmare. After the Sermon on the Mount--and if you think that was just off the top of his head, you're out of your mind--the apostles split up to spread the Word of the Messiah and Josh and I stayed out of the public eye for a little while."
Biff grinned. "Your activity today is to go forth and preach as the apostles did, heal the sick, and bring the good news that, frankly, not a lot of fairly important people were eager to hear. The computer will generate a number of scenarios that the apostles encountered. And you, lucky, lucky you, get to be one of the apostles. That's also been randomly assigned."
Austreben, Karal - John
Booth, Seely - Andrew
Katara - James
Kessler, Billy - Nathaniel of Cana
Madrox, Jamie - Thomas (and his imaginary friend Thomas 2)
Mizuno, Ami - Philip
Montague, Romeo - Peter
Reno - Simon the Canaanite
Rikku - Judas Iscariot
Serra, Inara - Mary of Magdela
Tarkheena, Aravis - Matthew
Wells, Andrew - Thaddeus
Winchester, Sam - Bartholomew
He shrugged. "Anyone, the fourteen of us were in charge of logistics and security for Josh's events. As you might've guessed, that boy was a security nightmare. After the Sermon on the Mount--and if you think that was just off the top of his head, you're out of your mind--the apostles split up to spread the Word of the Messiah and Josh and I stayed out of the public eye for a little while."
Biff grinned. "Your activity today is to go forth and preach as the apostles did, heal the sick, and bring the good news that, frankly, not a lot of fairly important people were eager to hear. The computer will generate a number of scenarios that the apostles encountered. And you, lucky, lucky you, get to be one of the apostles. That's also been randomly assigned."
Austreben, Karal - John
Booth, Seely - Andrew
Katara - James
Kessler, Billy - Nathaniel of Cana
Madrox, Jamie - Thomas (and his imaginary friend Thomas 2)
Mizuno, Ami - Philip
Montague, Romeo - Peter
Reno - Simon the Canaanite
Rikku - Judas Iscariot
Serra, Inara - Mary of Magdela
Tarkheena, Aravis - Matthew
Wells, Andrew - Thaddeus
Winchester, Sam - Bartholomew
Re: Go off to preach the good news!
Re: Go off to preach the good news!
And talked to... no one. "He doesn't know about the Virgin Mary's girdle."
Whatever the invisible person said Jamie scowled at. "It was totally the Virgin Mary. NO IT WASN'T JUST A GIRL NAME MARY!"
Jamie turned back to the cranky man who looked completely different than Biff in a wig. "It's female undergarment. Marty threw hers at me when she went to heaven," he said before turning around at shouting at the invisible person. "I WAS IN INDIA BUT THEN THE LORD TRANSPORTED ME TO WATCH MARY GO TO HEAVEN! THAT WAS ME! AND I SAW THE GIRDLE!"
Re: Go off to preach the good news!
"Have you gone mad?" he finally asked.
Re: Go off to preach the good news!
Re: Go off to preach the good news!
Re: Go off to preach the good news!
Re: Go off to preach the good news!
Re: Go off to preach the good news!
Re: Go off to preach the good news!
Re: Go off to preach the good news!
Re: Go off to preach the good news!
"You got yourself a convert, kid. I'll work on the winnebago, just as soon as I figure out what it is."