fandomhigh | Interactive Religion [Tuesday, April 8]

"Today I get to ~~bitch about~~ talk about the Twelve," Biff said with a slightly predatory gleam to his eyes. "Of course, there were fifteen of us, when you add in me, Josh, and Maggie." He frowned. "Who wasn't a harlot and I have no idea how that rumor got started. Probably her ex-husband."

He shrugged. "Anyone, the fourteen of us were in charge of logistics and security for Josh's events. As you might've guessed, that boy was a security nightmare. After the Sermon on the Mount--and if you think that was just off the top of his head, you're out of your mind--the apostles split up to spread the Word of the Messiah and Josh and I stayed out of the public eye for a little while."

Biff grinned. "Your activity today is to go forth and preach as the apostles did, heal the sick, and bring the good news that, frankly, not a lot of fairly important people were eager to hear. The computer will generate a number of scenarios that the apostles encountered. And you, lucky, lucky you, get to be one of the apostles. That's also been randomly assigned."

Austreben, Karal - John
Booth, Seely - Andrew
Katara - James
Kessler, Billy - Nathaniel of Cana
Madrox, Jamie - Thomas (and his imaginary friend Thomas 2)
Mizuno, Ami - Philip
Montague, Romeo - Peter
Reno - Simon the Canaanite
Rikku - Judas Iscariot
Serra, Inara - Mary of Magdela
Tarkheena, Aravis - Matthew
Wells, Andrew - Thaddeus
Winchester, Sam - Bartholomew