Reno of the Turks (
raspberryturk) wrote in
fandomhigh2008-03-30 01:43 am
Fandom Playschool Host Club, Sunday Afternoon
Reno had a Host Club! And his club had all sorts of neat stuff, like a lego table and a velcro dartboard and those nifty little cards that had pictures on them for matching games and stuff! And there was grape juice! And cookies! And a kind of scary lookin' pizza that he took from the common room last night that might have marshmallows and salami on it, but Reno wasn't sure.
Oh, oh, oh! And bestest of all? Reno's Host Club had boys who were there to entertain the girls or whatever, even if girls did have cooties. It was their duty as hosts to be all entertaining an' stuff, and that's why it had 'Host' in the name and not just 'play with our toys club' or something, and Host Club boys were tough and could totally handle a few cooties anyhow.
So it was really, really good that the clinic had free cootie shots today, maybe.
Oh! And Reno had made a sign with crayons and had hung it up and it was a good sign saying that the Host Club was open to everyone. If you squinted and looked at it sideways and used your 'magination.
And if they were real good, maybe Uncle Barney would tell them all a story, Reno hoped. Because Uncle Barney was awesome.
[OCD is up and the Host Club is open to all!]
Oh, oh, oh! And bestest of all? Reno's Host Club had boys who were there to entertain the girls or whatever, even if girls did have cooties. It was their duty as hosts to be all entertaining an' stuff, and that's why it had 'Host' in the name and not just 'play with our toys club' or something, and Host Club boys were tough and could totally handle a few cooties anyhow.
So it was really, really good that the clinic had free cootie shots today, maybe.
Oh! And Reno had made a sign with crayons and had hung it up and it was a good sign saying that the Host Club was open to everyone. If you squinted and looked at it sideways and used your 'magination.
And if they were real good, maybe Uncle Barney would tell them all a story, Reno hoped. Because Uncle Barney was awesome.
[OCD is up and the Host Club is open to all!]

Re: Play with the toys and each other and things!
They did! So many options!
"And juice and pizza and stuff!"
Stuff was awesome.
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Not that she knew what half of that was. Pfft, details.
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Like cooties! But good cooties, and not the bad kind.
"Which one do you wanna play with more?" This was need-to-know-information, of course!
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That, she was good at.
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It was the best dart set ever.
"Okay," Reno explained, handing Rikku a ball. "You gotts to throw it at the circle-thing, and then where it sticks, you get those many points, okay?"
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... Towards.
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"You're real good at throwin'," he informed her. "But we gotts to work on your aim."
...
"A whole lot."
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He pointed at a spot on the floor that was... considerably closer.
A couple of feet away from the dartboard was a good place to stand, right?
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Clearly, this could only mean one thing.
"You're the bestest at darts ever, Rikku!"
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She shoved the balls at Reno. "Is your turn."
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If he missed the dartboard all three times, it was totally on purpose.
"You still win," he announced. Because she was really cute when she won. But ssssh, don't tell nobody.
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Rikku was a good hugger. So Reno hugged her back.
"That's 'cause we're both awesome," he decided.