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fandomhigh2008-03-30 01:43 am
raspberryturk) wrote in fandomhigh2008-03-30 01:43 am
Fandom Playschool Host Club, Sunday Afternoon
Reno had a Host Club! And his club had all sorts of neat stuff, like a lego table and a velcro dartboard and those nifty little cards that had pictures on them for matching games and stuff! And there was grape juice! And cookies! And a kind of scary lookin' pizza that he took from the common room last night that might have marshmallows and salami on it, but Reno wasn't sure.
Oh, oh, oh! And bestest of all? Reno's Host Club had boys who were there to entertain the girls or whatever, even if girls did have cooties. It was their duty as hosts to be all entertaining an' stuff, and that's why it had 'Host' in the name and not just 'play with our toys club' or something, and Host Club boys were tough and could totally handle a few cooties anyhow.
So it was really, really good that the clinic had free cootie shots today, maybe.
Oh! And Reno had made a sign with crayons and had hung it up and it was a good sign saying that the Host Club was open to everyone. If you squinted and looked at it sideways and used your 'magination.
And if they were real good, maybe Uncle Barney would tell them all a story, Reno hoped. Because Uncle Barney was awesome.
[OCD is up and the Host Club is open to all!]
Oh, oh, oh! And bestest of all? Reno's Host Club had boys who were there to entertain the girls or whatever, even if girls did have cooties. It was their duty as hosts to be all entertaining an' stuff, and that's why it had 'Host' in the name and not just 'play with our toys club' or something, and Host Club boys were tough and could totally handle a few cooties anyhow.
So it was really, really good that the clinic had free cootie shots today, maybe.
Oh! And Reno had made a sign with crayons and had hung it up and it was a good sign saying that the Host Club was open to everyone. If you squinted and looked at it sideways and used your 'magination.
And if they were real good, maybe Uncle Barney would tell them all a story, Reno hoped. Because Uncle Barney was awesome.
[OCD is up and the Host Club is open to all!]
Re: Play with the toys and each other and things!
"That's girly stuff! I don't want girly stuff on my face!"
It had COOTIES.
Re: Play with the toys and each other and things!
Re: Play with the toys and each other and things!
A lot.
"I don't want to be fixed! I don't wanna!" There was no escape. He was in the clutches of the evil girl. It was already too late.
He'd been cootied.
Re: Play with the toys and each other and things!
Which is why he quickly got two lipstick slashes to his face, approximately where an older Reno will have his tattoos.
Re: Play with the toys and each other and things!
Reno was now going to wave his arms around and sputter and be generally disturbed that there was girly stuff on his face.
"That's GROSS."