fandomhigh | Fandom Playschool Host Club, Sunday Afternoon

Reno had a Host Club! And his club had all sorts of neat stuff, like a lego table and a velcro dartboard and those nifty little cards that had pictures on them for matching games and stuff! And there was grape juice! And cookies! And a kind of scary lookin' pizza that he took from the common room last night that might have marshmallows and salami on it, but Reno wasn't sure.

Oh, oh, oh! And bestest of all? Reno's Host Club had boys who were there to entertain the girls or whatever, even if girls did have cooties. It was their duty as hosts to be all entertaining an' stuff, and that's why it had 'Host' in the name and not just 'play with our toys club' or something, and Host Club boys were tough and could totally handle a few cooties anyhow.

So it was really, really good that the clinic had free cootie shots today, maybe.

Oh! And Reno had made a sign with crayons and had hung it up and it was a good sign saying that the Host Club was open to everyone. If you squinted and looked at it sideways and used your 'magination.

And if they were real good, maybe Uncle Barney would tell them all a story, Reno hoped. Because Uncle Barney was awesome.

[OCD is up and the Host Club is open to all!]

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Sokka amused himself by building tanks and guns and buildings and things, and having them fight each other -- blue versus red, of course. Every now and then, he'd smash something red, throw the bits in the air, and yell "BOOM!!!"

Reno had a red, three-legged, faceless behemoth, and it was time to pull him out for some action, stomping in with a loud "ROAWWWRRRR" to attack the first blue thingie in sight.

Because blue ones were only better if they were chocobos.

Ooooh, the behemoth was in trouble, because the Water Tribe Army had laser guns, and bombs, and chainsaw massacres, and quantanumnumnum torpedoes!!!

"PEW!! PEW PEW!!! BOOOOOM!!!! Your monster's dead now!!!"

"Nuh-uhhhh," Reno protested, frowning. "No fair, my behemoth is all big and mean and can't be killeded!"

[Headed out for a while!]

"EEE-nuh-UH!!!" Sokka retorted. "My army's got LASER BEAMS."

"My behemoth has flare and DEATH." This was a big deal. "And claws! ~~And 7000 hp!~~ An' he can totally EAT your LASER BEAMS. OMNOMNOM."

Well. He could. Because Reno said so.

He stuck out his tongue.

"Nuh-UH! You can't eat LASER BEAMS. 'Cause they're made of LASERS!!! And they totally win your bemmith!!!"

"That's beeeheeemoth, dummy," Reno managed to say that around the stuck-out-tongue, which resulted in minor drool issues which he resolved with a slurp. "And death is DEATH. It makes you DEAD. DUH."

Sokka also stuck out his tongue. "Then my laser beams re-- re-in-- come back to LIFE as PHOTON BEAMS and dead your beeeeeeeeeeeemoth even DEADER!!!"

"Then I getts a phoenix down and make my beHEEEmoth NOT DEAD." Reno waved his lego ... thing about in the air. "An' then I casts a protect onnit and then your poot-on beams can't TOUCH it!"

"Then I'm-a hafta use... THE BOOMERANG!!!"

Yes, Sokka had built a tiny one out of Legos, and he was waving it around in the air and making whooshing noises while it spun and got ever closer to the behemoth.

Reno eyed the boomerang warily.

"Your boomrang looks stupid," he decided. Because his mutant behemoth was much cooler.

Sokka looked at the boomerang critically. "Nuh-uh, 'cause it can kick your BUTT!"

"Oh YEAH?" Reno wasn't convinced. "I bet your boomerang is so stupid it can't even find my butt!"

Sokka considered this. "Yuh-HUH!" he announced. "'Cause your butt goes 'WARK!' It's a boomerang homer beacon!!!"

"My butt does NOT go 'WARK.' YOUR butt goes 'WARK!'" Reno stomped a foot on the floor and pouted. "And you're a chocobo poop!"

"Nuh-uh YOU'RE a chochocho poop!!!"

"Well, you're a POOPY CHOCOBO."

He totally, totally was.

Fandom Playschool Host Club, Sunday Afternoon

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