fandomhigh | Fandom Playschool Host Club, Sunday Afternoon

Reno had a Host Club! And his club had all sorts of neat stuff, like a lego table and a velcro dartboard and those nifty little cards that had pictures on them for matching games and stuff! And there was grape juice! And cookies! And a kind of scary lookin' pizza that he took from the common room last night that might have marshmallows and salami on it, but Reno wasn't sure.

Oh, oh, oh! And bestest of all? Reno's Host Club had boys who were there to entertain the girls or whatever, even if girls did have cooties. It was their duty as hosts to be all entertaining an' stuff, and that's why it had 'Host' in the name and not just 'play with our toys club' or something, and Host Club boys were tough and could totally handle a few cooties anyhow.

So it was really, really good that the clinic had free cootie shots today, maybe.

Oh! And Reno had made a sign with crayons and had hung it up and it was a good sign saying that the Host Club was open to everyone. If you squinted and looked at it sideways and used your 'magination.

And if they were real good, maybe Uncle Barney would tell them all a story, Reno hoped. Because Uncle Barney was awesome.

[OCD is up and the Host Club is open to all!]

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"ROAWWWWR," Reno's Behemoth proclaimed, stomping up to the pirate ship (because Reno's behemoth could totally swim) in wait of anyone who dared jump into the briny deep with him around!

Lego people tasted like cookies.

Edited 2008-03-30 19:11 (UTC)

[I HAD TO!]

Romeo's flailing small boat went up to the monster and bashed into his legs as Romeo made CRASH BANG noises. "If you take us down, we'll take you down too," he made the pirate say. "Fire at will!"

And then he tossed a small black Lego at the monster, which was totally a stand-in for a cannonball.

Reno's Lego-creature totally recoiled in pain, which was shown quite clearly as Reno flipped it onto its back and waved it around dramatically.

"Ow! Ow, that hurt! You'll all pay for this!!"

Flipping over again, the monster trundled over to the Lego-ship. Which Reno proceeded to beat the creature's face against.

This was not good for the ship; Romeo winced in sympathy with his pirate.

The pirate did a backflip off the abandoned boat. "Man overboard!" Romeo exclaimed dramatically, as the pirate landed on the monster's neck.

Because that in no way violated the laws of physics.

If there were laws of physics to be had, they certainly weren't an issue here anyhow.

"Oh no! You found my secret weakness," Reno exclaimed dramatically, waving the Lego beast around a bit. "I can't reach you! Oh no!!"

"G'bye, ship!" Romeo-the-pirate cackled woefully, and stabbed at the monster's neck with his wee dagger. "Hahahaha, I laugh an evil laugh, behemoth!"

[OOC: Slow for the next several hours.]

"Roaaaar!" The behemoth protested, and then proceeded to die a horrible death.

Mostly, this consisted of rolling onto its back again.

"He has killed me, monster!"

[OOC: Gone for a little bit, myself. :) SP is great.]

The pirate, who had miraculously been thrown free before the monster rolled onto its back, gave a victory whoop via Romeo. "Yaaaay!"

Then, he added, "But the treasure is all sunk! We must find it again."

He started assembling a second, smaller, boat/castle/wheeled thingie.

Reno was now occupied making 'bloop bloop bloop' sounds as his behemoth sank to the bottom of the ocean.

"I bet my dead behemoth can totally see the treasure," he decided. "Zombie!"

"A zombie behemoth would be so cool," Romeo decided, completely forgetting he was supposed to be building a ship.

He did his best zombie imitation around the table again. "Grrrr, arrrrghh, braaaaaains."

Reno followed after, waving his dead-zombie-behemoth in the air.

"Roaaaar! Braaaaaains, roaaaaar!"

Everyone needed to be a zombie behemoth at least once in their lifetime, he decided.

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