Interactive Religion [Tuesday, March 25]

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"There was kind of an important religious holiday on Sunday, huh?" Biff asked, passing out chocolate eggs and bunnies.

After all, Josh had said that there should be bunnies whenever bad things happened to him. Biff hadn't known someone else had written that down somewhere. Josh had been pretty drunk when he'd said it.

"So let's talk about my best friend, Joshua of Nazareth, founder of Christianity. I, um, missed the thing on the Sunday after the crucifixion, but I was there for everything leading up to it. Rather than lecturing at you, I figured it'd be easier if you asked questions and I answered them. I'll be dedicating a whole class to the apostles, so don't worry if you can't keep them all straight. And I have no idea what's going on with the Catholic Church now, or televangelists, or those stickers asking what Jesus would drive. If you want to know what he was really like, I can tell you that. If you want to know, you know, religion, um, ask the guy down at the church."

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Re: Ask Biff questions!

[the_merriest]

Rikku really hoped it wasn't rude to ask a question from someone else's question, but she needed clarification, here.

"Everyone everyone?" she asked. "'Cause ..."

Because usually "everyone" didn't mean "everyone," was all.

Re: Ask Biff questions!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Ev. Ree. One." Biff enunciated. "He had some mightily disappointed apostles when they finally got the message."

Re: Ask Biff questions!

[the_merriest]

"His friends were ... upset about that?" she asked, not quite getting the nuance of the word 'apostle.' "Oh. Because ... because 'everyone' means some of the people over there, that nobody likes, and all that. If you really mean everyone. Right?"

Macalania Temple. The likes of her aren't welcome in this hallowed place. Yuna's Guardian, but she was still an Al Bhed.

Re: Ask Biff questions!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Oh, Josh really meant everyone. It took some of them a little bit of time to realize that the Messiah they'd been waiting for wasn't here just to deliver the Jews." Biff shrugged. "They got over it."

Well, Judas hadn't, but that was Judas.

Re: Ask Biff questions!

[the_merriest]

She nodded, quickly. "That can be rough, yeah. I think it's easier ..." She bit her lip. "When you know people, as people, then they stop being 'that group' so much. I think."