Interactive Religion [Tuesday, March 25]

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"There was kind of an important religious holiday on Sunday, huh?" Biff asked, passing out chocolate eggs and bunnies.

After all, Josh had said that there should be bunnies whenever bad things happened to him. Biff hadn't known someone else had written that down somewhere. Josh had been pretty drunk when he'd said it.

"So let's talk about my best friend, Joshua of Nazareth, founder of Christianity. I, um, missed the thing on the Sunday after the crucifixion, but I was there for everything leading up to it. Rather than lecturing at you, I figured it'd be easier if you asked questions and I answered them. I'll be dedicating a whole class to the apostles, so don't worry if you can't keep them all straight. And I have no idea what's going on with the Catholic Church now, or televangelists, or those stickers asking what Jesus would drive. If you want to know what he was really like, I can tell you that. If you want to know, you know, religion, um, ask the guy down at the church."

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Re: Ask Biff questions!

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"It's a song," Jamie grinned and pulled his iPod out of his coat pocket and selected the song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9lJSdv-o7I) in question (http://www.asklyrics.com/display/King_Missile/Jesus_Was_Way_Cool_Lyrics/18771.htm). "Is there any truth to it or have I been lied to all these years."

Jamie's tone clearly shows he's kidding.

Re: Ask Biff questions!

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Biff burst out laughing. "Yeah, it's all true," he said, wiping tears from his eyes.

Re: Ask Biff questions!

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"Really?" Jamie asked. "I just thought these guys wrote a song while they were really really stoned."

Re: Ask Biff questions!

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"Probably that, too," Biff said. "Josh wasn't much of a ballet dancer when I was watching, but he did know judo and could jump on poles like the best Buddhist monk you've ever seen."

Re: Ask Biff questions!

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Jamie blinked. "Wow. That's just pretty damn cool. Judo? Seriously? I just think its awesome that not only was he our savior he also knew how to kick ass."