fandomhigh | Interactive Religion [Tuesday, March 25]

"There was kind of an important religious holiday on Sunday, huh?" Biff asked, passing out chocolate eggs and bunnies.

After all, Josh had said that there should be bunnies whenever bad things happened to him. Biff hadn't known someone else had written that down somewhere. Josh had been pretty drunk when he'd said it.

"So let's talk about my best friend, Joshua of Nazareth, founder of Christianity. I, um, missed the thing on the Sunday after the crucifixion, but I was there for everything leading up to it. Rather than lecturing at you, I figured it'd be easier if you asked questions and I answered them. I'll be dedicating a whole class to the apostles, so don't worry if you can't keep them all straight. And I have no idea what's going on with the Catholic Church now, or televangelists, or those stickers asking what Jesus would drive. If you want to know what he was really like, I can tell you that. If you want to know, you know, religion, um, ask the guy down at the church."

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"For him, no sex ever. For the rest of us...not so much," Biff said, grinning.

Romeo grinned back at Biff. "I don't suppose you would write that down and mail it to the teachers at St Paul's School in Verona," he mused aloud. "Might save some of the younger students some rather unpleasant lessons I was made to sit through."

Sitting through, listening, and believing were far different things to Romeo.

Biff winked. "Believe me, I tried to get him to be more specific on this stuff. Adultery isn't nearly as cut and dried as murder, but you can't ask for the impossible from a guy who never had sex."

"Nor from teachers who have also, if they were sincere in their vows, never had sex," Romeo agreed. "But I am glad to hear he meant not to deny the rest of us our pleasures."

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