fandomhigh | The Art of Cool: Class 9, Period 2 (Friday, March 14)

Well then! Were they all here? No, they were not! Many of them weren't! A lot of them were sucked into some weird time vortex of the past, and did that sound cool?

No! It wasn't! Write that down, children, because that was today's first lesson, and a very important one: temporal vortexes were not cool. They were the epitome of uncool!

Something else that was horribly uncool: angel statues! Ugly, tacky, hideous ones! Why would anyone look at them? Why would anyone go near them? Why was anyone stupid and lame enough to get sucked into one?!

Also uncool! Also very, very uncool! GETTING KIDNAPPED! Getting kidnapped was anti-cool! Getting kidnapped and making your co-teacher of co-awesome get up in front of a bunch of stupid teenagers and tell them not to get killed, or time-sucked, or whatever the hell happened to you, Barney, because Tink did not like worrying about people who were stupid and dumb and lame enough to get hurt like that and she wasn't worried and shut up!

There! That was today's assignment: discuss the many reasons why getting attacked by angels was the least cool thing ever. And then go find people! Ones she didn't care about at all whatsoever! And don't go near the stupid lame ugly statues! Were they dim? Stop that! Any questions!?!

(OOC: always so tactful)

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ALL BY YOURSELF, BECAUSE BARNEY ABANDONED YOU.

Reno

Dick Casablancas

Adam Park

Alex Russo

Ron Weasley

Zack Addy

Amber Atkins

Seregil i Korit (etc)

Dōjima Yurika

Robin

Brooke Davis

Jack Burton

Gavin Darklighter

Harry Dresden

Carefully. Do not piss off the grumpy fairy today.

Reno was looking around the room, idly doing a bit of a head-count. And tightening his fist around his stun-baton the more missing faces he noticed.

Dōjima just kept glancing at the clock, ready to be done with class and gone.

Brooke raised her hand. "Can I be excused to go back to the dorm so I don't have to be outside where the statues are any longer than I possibly have to? That's sort of the assignment, right?"

Tink considered. That was ... a very good question.

Did she think that people who got kidnapped were lame and stupid and should never, ever, leave Tink to teach by herself, Barney?!

Brooke considered back. "Yes," she said.

Tink chewed on that for about ten seconds.

Very well, she was a very clever girl and she could go. A for the day. But only if she didn't get kidnapped on her way back.

"Oh my god, that's such a promise," Brooke said, getting her things and heading out before anyone could change their mind and/or any statues could get her.

Pair up and discuss the ways that getting kidnapped sucks and is stupid and you had better not get killed, Barney.

Tink did not assign you pairs. Tink has no idea which of you are even going to be here. Tink hates you all and needs more absinthe and go find Barney already.

Reno was there, and Reno was armed, and Reno couldn't care less if someone wanted to discuss kidnapping with him or not, really. He'd only come to class today to see what the numbers were looking like. A few people down was a few people too few in the classroom.

He was trying to look casual, as opposed to perhaps a little worried and a lot angry.

Edited 2008-03-14 04:39 (UTC)

Alex really wasn't in the mood to discuss anything today. In fact, she was still thinking about what had happened and how her research seemed to go nowhere. It was frustrating her to no end.

See, this is why she usually only put a little bit of effort into school work. Mainly papers requiring research.

Who has vast experience being kidnapped and all that noise.

(And who may or may not be here, depending on Away Team timeframes.)

Ron is there though he looks mighty distracted.

And not Barney. See if you can guess why.

IT IS PI DAY. GIVE ME PI.

OR PIE.

YOUR CHOICE.

*gives pi*

Barney *is totally not enjoying himself in Cairo while Tink worries, really*

Romeo, who is not there due to being kidnapped by an angel, thinks the Moulin Rouge is pretty cool, thank you very much.

*gives cherry pi*

I got two pies for the occasion, and taught my coworkers the importance of Pi Day. :D

*Offers a slice of peach-raspberry*

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