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Zero is excused from library duties this week due to punishment detail, but due to Janet's weird behavior and the fact that Professor Methos generally can't be found anywhere before ten AM, she stops by the library to open up, bearing coffee for the librarian.
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Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[identity profile] julian-lawless.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
*would roll his eyes if he could. As it is, he lifts his left paw and holds it, wobbling, in the air for several seconds. Then flashes his claws and starts making the air-raid-siren noise of an annoyed cat* RrrrrrrrRRRRrrrrrrr...

Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[identity profile] prof-methos.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
All right, all right.

*stares at the cat*

*the cat stares back*

*stares at the cat some more*

I... uh, have no idea how to help him.
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Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[personal profile] swerval_zero 2005-10-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I don't either, that's why I brought him to you!

Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[identity profile] prof-methos.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, magic isn't my strong suit. Um... *to Sark!Kitty* do you know how you became a cat?
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Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[personal profile] swerval_zero 2005-10-05 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He says it was one of the books in Special Collections.
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Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[personal profile] swerval_zero 2005-10-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
*considers dropping the kitty*

Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[identity profile] julian-lawless.livejournal.com 2005-10-05 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*reluctantly holds still, not yet willing to test the theory that cats alwats land on their feet, and meows at great length--and rather shrilly*

Translation: It was one of the books in Special Collections. I went back there after the zombie attack, and that's the last thing I remember. When I woke up, I was a cat.

And what do you mean, you can't help? You're the librarian, you should at least be aware that your books have strange powers!
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Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[personal profile] swerval_zero 2005-10-05 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks down at kitty!Sark*

Well, it's not our fault that between the zombies and the mad rushes for library cards no one's had time to catalogue.

Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[identity profile] julian-lawless.livejournal.com 2005-10-06 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Rrrrrroooowwwww*snarl* mew!

Translation: There were entire weeks of classes before Zombie Weekend that could have been spent in cataloguing, but nooooo. He had to keep chasing after blond kids and having UST with his assistants and Professor Cregg.

Fine. If the all-wise ancient one can't help me, who do you think might?
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Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[personal profile] swerval_zero 2005-10-06 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Squalled if I know.

Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[identity profile] julian-lawless.livejournal.com 2005-10-06 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*series of annoyed mewing noises*

Translation: Lovely. What am I supposed to do, hope this wears off? Become the mascot of the dorms? Get sympathy from all the people who turn sappy at the sight of something furry that purrs?...

*The annoyed noises segue into a thoughtful purr*
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Re: Return of the Cute Ittle Kitty

[personal profile] swerval_zero 2005-10-06 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*strokes kitty!Sark soothingly*

I could get you some tuna?
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