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Zero is excused from library duties this week due to punishment detail, but due to Janet's weird behavior and the fact that Professor Methos generally can't be found anywhere before ten AM, she stops by the library to open up, bearing coffee for the librarian.

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*flattens ears* Mrrrrrrrrowwwwwww. *tail lashes*

Translation: I resent being called a problem. If anything, the books this large-nosed person keeps in his library are the problem, since they randomly transform students into cats.

Well, your bein' a rather violent cat certainly seems like a problem to me.

...oh my squall, this is ridiculous.

*merely turns his head and gives Zero the cat-gaze of "You are so utterly inferior to me, human," before transferring his stare to the librarian and mewing inquiringly*

*gives kitty!Sark the same look right back, slightly tempered as she is currently human*

How odd. It's almost like... he's trying to communicate.

He is tryin' t'communicate. That's what I've been tellin' you!

*calmly, deliberately, reaches out with a paw and swats Methos's nose. ~~Sadly without white paint to make it a cute UST moment.~~* Mew mrow mrrrrrrffft!

Translation: For someone who's purportedly thousands of years old, you're rather clueless, aren't you? Maybe you shouldn't be carrying sharp objects around.

Ow! *rubs his nose* Maybe he needs to be fixed.

Hey. That's not very nice.

Hey. You. Prove your personhood.

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