http://jareth-the-king.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] jareth-the-king.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-10-03 10:27 pm

Class 6

Jareth strides into class wearing riding boots and even more glitter than usual. He might, in fact, be wearing lipstick, but it's hard to tell around the glare of the glitter.

"I'm busy seducing someone seducing someone and watching her fail at my Labyrinth and that obviously takes precedence over classes. "

[ooc: I'm reducing class to Wednesdays until I become less busy]

"We're having a field trip on Wednesday so that I can watch the girl fail the Labyrinth and teach at the same time. This requires permission slips from you all.

"I'm not sure who your guardians are, and I don't care very deeply, but you should have permission from someone to go into my Labyrinth, since it is not very tame. [ooc: don't know the policy on fieldtrips, am awaiting the prinicpal's reply]

"And because I'm generous and Homecoming is approaching, you may ask me questions about the art of seduction before I go back to employ it. Perhaps we can reduce the desperation that is permiating the hallways as you and your fellow students search for dates."

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*Hands in permission slip*

"I dunno, teach," Angelus said. "All things considered, isn't it a bit Darwinian if some can't do the deed? And, if so, should we really be encouraging them?"

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*tossed note*

Angelus, don't be silly. Where are you going to get your lackeys from if there are no more stupid people?

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*tossed back*

Sadly we seem in no danger of running out of them. By the by, Ms. Batsh*t Crazy, what can your campaign do for me, the interested Fandom High student?

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*note*

True.

Well, look at it this way, who would you rather have in charge of student funds, someone who's platform is "I like cash", or one who has no interest in money purely for it's own sake?

Plus I look great in black leather.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*tosses back*

Very true. Plus something tells me you'd be more effective at getting things done. And you know that if I am admitting that to you that's saying something.

Not that I wouldn't mind a view of the black leather, just to help decide my vote.

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*tosses*

Hey, armies don't run on goodwill and hope. And I accept the compliment in the spirit it's intended

You haven't seen it already? It's practically the only thing I wear.

By the by, has Jonathan mentioned our little plan for Homecoming to you yet?

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*tosses*

The compliment is true. And I'm fully prepared to say here, in writing, that if you won the office it would not make me unhappy.

But of course officially I disavow all knowledge of any actions on my part which might work to aid you with that goal. I likewise, of course, officially know absolutely nothing about Homecoming. And, if I did, I'm sure I would never ever encourage you.

That would be wrong.

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
*tosses with a wink*

I suspect that has a lot to do with the fact that you don't have a treasurer on your own ticket and you'd prefer Parker's to win as few positions as possible. Not that I'm a cynic or anything.

Angelus, I'm shocked that you would feel the need to imply two such fine, morally upstanding, dedicated students as Jonathan and myself would ever get up to mischief of any description.

As you say, that would be wrong.

In a totally unrelated matter, if you do see him before I do, tell him that I think the smoke machines may be useful.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*tosses back with a wink of his own*

Cal, you shame me. You know my pretty little head can't comprehend politics at all. A.. ticket, you say? Gosh, I'd heard of no such thing. If I had I'm sure it wouldn't influence my desire to support you in the slightest.

Smoke machine, check. I'll tell him tonight when I see him.

Kisses.
A.