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screwyoumarvel ([personal profile] screwyoumarvel) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-01-25 02:47 am
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Art History, Period 1, Class 2 [1-25]

"I promise," Steve said at the beginning of class, "I will have your syllabus ready next week. I've had a lot on my mind, not that that's an excuse for not doing my work properly. I'm sorry. Now, moving on into today's topic." Steve handed out another packet before he started the lecture. "By 8000 BC--or BCE--agricultural communities were already established in Mesopotamia, and were beginning to be established elsewhere. That is, people had stopped being hunter-gatherer nomads and had become farmers who lived in one place. This was a huge shift. Think about that timeline I gave you last week. It encompassed twelve thousand years of humans wandering around, and then, more or less at the same time...they stopped. Not all of them, of course; some people are nomadic to this day, but a lot of people did, and this new lifestyle kept spreading. Your packet goes into more detail. With this new lifestyle, people had more free time, and more energy to expend on things other than basic survival, and so naturally art flourished and became more complex. So there's a lot more going on, worldwide, but I'll try to hit the high points.

"Mesopotamia, where this all began, was overrun by a series of conquering empires who wanted the really excellent land there--which isn't that excellent now, but you must remember there have been some climate shifts since then and also they've been having a drought for twenty years. Anyway, their art continued to grow and evolve, and a lot of it was religious in nature. In Europe, most of the really interesting stuff was going on in Greece. These were not the Greeks of 'Ancient Greece,' these are the people who were in the Iliad and the Odyssey--the Minoans, the Cycladics, and the Myceneans. They were all eventually run out or mysteriously disappeared, but they left behind some very interesting art and architecture. And in Africa, toward the end of this time period, Egypt solidified into a kingdom and a major power and began producing excellent art and mummifying their dead. The Great Pyramids at Giza were built during this time.

Steve grinned at the class. "Any questions?"

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Pam gave the fly a pet butterfly.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Jim drew mustaches on all of the pets.

The fly's mustache was about a hundred times larger than the fly itself.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Pam drew antennae on Jim.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Jim gave Pam a mohawk. That came through her beret.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Pam frowned and gave Jim elephant ears.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Jim gave Pam dorky glasses. Which were made even dorkier by being in such close proximity to Jim and the sheep and the sun's awesome sunglasses.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Pam gave Jim wings.

And then a little can of Red Bull.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Jim gave the sheep a bicycle.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Pam gave the kitten a motorcycle.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Jim drew a helmet on the kitten because safety was important.
Edited 2008-01-26 04:11 (UTC)

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Pam made sure the sheep had one too, just in case.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Jim gave the fly a helmet, too. It was another dot.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Pam gave the butterfly one, of course.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Jim gave Pam's mohawk one.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Pam wrote DORK across the front of Jim's shirt.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Jim turned the K into another R.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Pam made the O into a little happy face.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-01-26 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Jim drew sunglasses on the happy face.