http://nojesusfreak.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] nojesusfreak.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-01-14 11:04 pm

Interactive Religion [Tuesday, January 15]

Biff was in the Danger Room, which was set up as hot, dark, desert town, sipping on a huge mug of coffee as the class arrived.

"Though they've fallen out of favor now," Biff said, "at least on this world, the major religion that dominated my time was a polytheistic one. The Romans had gods -- and graven idols -- for everything. We Jews have just the one. Um, God, not graven idols. We didn't do well with graven idols. I was told by a Phoenician that we wouldn't worry so much if we had more than one god, but he also told me that he'd screwed a turtle, so I'm not really relying much on his spiritual guidance."

He leaned against a pillar. "Your task today isn't to decide if there is a god, or multiple gods, and it's certainly not to rant at me about whatever wrongs you feel religion has inflicted upon you."

He waved a hand towards several giant statues of Apollo. "Your job today is to circumcise that statue of Apollo before the Roman centurions catch you."

He grinned. "It's a religious experience. Really."

Re: Boggle at the assignment

[identity profile] notqueenyet.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
"...oh. That wasn't clear."

Re: Boggle at the assignment

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Well they didn't," Seely said in a strangled tone.

Re: Boggle at the assignment

[identity profile] notqueenyet.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Still, though!" she said, frowning. "Our babies won't have that happen."

Re: Boggle at the assignment

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
"I wasn't exactly planning on it," Seely said, grinning slightly.

Re: Boggle at the assignment

[identity profile] notqueenyet.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
"It's cruel and wrong and no, our children will stay intact," she declared.

Re: Boggle at the assignment

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Seely was definitely grinning now, quite dorkily. "Whatever you say."

Re: Boggle at the assignment

[identity profile] notqueenyet.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
"...why are you smiling?"

Re: Boggle at the assignment

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Our children," Seely replied, still grinning.

Re: Boggle at the assignment

[identity profile] notqueenyet.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Aravis shrugged uncomfortably. "In many, many years."

Re: Boggle at the assignment

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2008-01-16 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
"I can wait."