Combined Mathematics Final [Friday 12-21, Period 4]

[notanactualfairy]

"The time has come," the Canadian said, "to talk of many things. All of them are math. And you will be writing them, rather than speaking." Jean-Paul was not mean enough to give an oral exam.

Jean-Paul momentarily disappeared, and there was a breeze around the classroom. Then he was back in front of his desk and each student had an exam. "You may use calculators and scrap paper. Begin."

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Re: Extra Credit

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Under the assumption that is a zombie was a ninja, the zombie actually had to have higher brain functions and intelligence than the normal zombie, Adah simply wrote out that proof where 1=2 (http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/second1eq2.html), in hopes that it would just blow its oddly functioning mind with its impracticality, and, therefor, rendering him useless. Because everyone knew the way to kill a zombie was by removing the head or, in this case, destroying the brain.