Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period - 12/19

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

It was finally time for the final exam!

Oh Mickey, you're so fine-

But Deadpool was finding it hard to focus on that.

You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey-

He clapped twice.

Hey Mickey!

Oh, this was just evil.

But of course he just went with it.

"You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't we say goodnight? So you can take me home, Mickey!"

Complete with a small dance. Oh yes, Deadpool was just that fly. Jiggy. Hip. Whatever the kids were using these days.

He cleared his throat and started to hand out sheets of paper. "Anywho! Here's your final! I hope you all studied for it." Oh, and he was still humming the song.

[[OOC: Please wait for the OCD is up!]]

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Sign In

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

With music!

Re: Sign In

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff telephone ringing/is that my mother on the phone? Murdock

Re: Sign In

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Ron "That damn Barry Plodder theme" Weasley.

The Exam

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Question 1: What are Bea Arthur's most lovely attributes?

Question 2: Name one MILF.

Question 3: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Question 4: List appropriate feminist responses to 'HEY BABY! LOOKIN' GOOD!' followed by whistles from a construction worker.

Question 5: Should I have used the stripper pole in the final?


[[Feel free to handwave with what grade you think your character deserves]]

Re: The Exam

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff's exam started off well enough as he wrote a large paragraph devoted to Bea Arthur's eyes, but it quickly devolved into an other mess as the second question rolled around.

It appeared to have been transformed, somewhere along the way, into a fascinating collage of sketches of breasts, thighs and other body parts, the word 'naked', several dozen words for 'busom', some of which he had invented himself, and in a mindboggling display of fourth wall breakage, a little editor being chased by a chainsaw-wielding bear.

Jeff was, of course, not aware of this fourth wall, and quickly doodled a set of breasts on the bear, followed by the mysterious words the telephone is screaming/won't she leave me alone.

It would've probably been truly magnificent, had this been Art Class.

Re: The Exam

[iftheseshadows.livejournal.com]

Neil handwavey took the test and had been paying enough attention in class this semester to give the appropriate cracked out answers to Deadpool's questions, thereby securing himself an A in the class.

Re: The Exam

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg handwavily took the test and she felt she had given all the answers that Mr. Deadpool wanted. She even said he should have used the stipper pole in the final. She definitely got an A in the class.

Re: The Exam

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

1. She has nice hair.

2. The actress from Navy Seal Susie

3. Sit through this class?

4. Usually the middle finger.

5. I'm not dancing on the stripper pole.

Cractastic:
1. There's a voice inside my head that drives my heel
2. Brenda Lee
3. Last car to pass here I go
4. Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care.
5. The road's got me hypnotized
[handwavey bish?]

Re: The Exam

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle wrote to the tune of her humming, which was switching between ABBA and...that other song that she liked more, but would never admit that to Mister Deadpool.

Her first answer was a lengthly manifesto that praised Bea Arthur for being a very strong and upstanding woman who didn't take crap from anyone and was fierce as heck. And that she was glad she finally knew who she was.

She abstained from the second question with the disclaimer that she didn't feel it was a term relevant to her interests.

For the third, she decided that she would bargain with the guy who was selling it so that she not only got the Klondike Bar, but she also haggled him out of his soul, mwa ha ha.

Question Four simply read: "I would tell them to get back to work because I wasn't paying them to remind me of how awesome I was, I was paying them to build another branch of my multi-billion corporation."

And Question Five simply read: "Did you even think about who's in this class before you asked that one? Think about that, and there's your answer." It was punctuated with a disapproving frowning face.

And, of course, she ended the exam with "The end."

Re: The Exam

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

1. All of them, but I most envy her tallness and air of authority.

2. I don't know who Professor Deadpool is interested in, but I believe Professor Alianne's mother was mentioned at some point in relation to this question, so I'll go with that.

3. A handstand and possibly promise not to drive Professor Deadpool's car ever again.

4. "Thank you, but I'm actually 107, not a baby!"

5. Only as a decoration, since most of us do not have Professor Deadpool's ability to wear spandex well.

[and for those answers and the kissing up, Evie should get an A!]

Re: The Exam

[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

1. Her ability to turn our teacher into a love struck teenager.
2. Apparently, Alianne's mother. The meta, she burns.
3. Pay.
4. Ignore them.
5. No.

Re: The Exam

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny was still drunk and edging toward stunningly hung over when she staggered through a Door and into Professor Deadpool's class and yet, somehow, managed mostly coherent answers on her exam. She felt she deserved an A just for that, or at least a passing grade of some sort.

1) Her stunning attractiveosity and also her hair. It's very nice hair.

2) This one is easy. Angelina Jolie. Or Apollo.

3) Go down to the corner store and buy one.

4) Apparently kicking them inna crotch is NOT appropriate wtf no fun, so yelling 'BUGGER OFF' over your shoulder. Or if it's a cute construction worker you can hit on them.

5) Yes.

Re: The Exam

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Question 1: What are Bea Arthur's most lovely attributes? Her spunk.

Question 2: Name one MILF. *Robin did not understand the question, being innocent of what MILF stood for.*

Question 3: What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Dress like a girl and sing The Hills are Alive

Question 4: List appropriate feminist responses to 'HEY BABY! LOOKIN' GOOD!' followed by whistles from a construction worker. Scoff and shun.

Question 5: Should I have used the stripper pole in the final? No thank you.

Re: The Exam

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

Beauty handwavily took the test, although her poor understanding of some of the questions held her back a little. Still, her overall performance in the class should have earned her a good solid B.

Re: The Exam

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

1. She has a certain je ne sais quoi that makes her a truly amazing woman.

2. Gwen DeMarco.

3. Use bribery.

4. Inform him that behavior like that is not appreciated and that he'll never get laid again.

5. No, but we could always watch the film again.

Re: The Exam

[wannabehunter]

1. Her general air of class.

2. Bea Arthur

3. Pretty sure you don't actually want to know.

4. Knife in the hand.

5. Might have been fun

Re: The Exam

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx blinked a few times, then shrugged and wrote his best answers.

1. Probably her hair. Yeah, hair. I think I'll go with that.

2. ...What's that, again? I'm really bad with acronyms. Is it like an Organization of some kind?

3. Were Klondike Bars discussed in this class? Or is it like the one class with the poles and the dancing but it's a bar?

4. Hit them! Preferrably with something pointy.

5. Absolutely! Or let us drive your car. That was a really fun final. Especially in the rain, with the water, and when I almost crashed...that was fun! Let's do it again!

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, still humming.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[isourking.livejournal.com]

Against Ron's better judgement, he decided to take Turtle's advice from last night. If anything he could run before getting skewered.

"Here," he said shoving a tub of Rocky Road ice cream at Wade. "It's a... Gift."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Which Deadpool eyed warily. "Is this a bribe?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie was feeling a bit mournful. Her last class with Professor Deadpool, ever. Woe.

"You've been an excellent teacher, professor. I don't think I'll be returning next semester, so I wanted to let you know that. I shan't forget anything you taught me. Especially about driving."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

This would be Deadpool's puppy face.

"If you drive again, just remember me and try not to hit anyone," Deadpool told her solemnly.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

*flops*

Re: OOC

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

*gives cookies to the Merc, dude*

Re: OOC

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

ILU even if I'm seriously late from this and posting from worrrrkk...