Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period - 12/19

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It was finally time for the final exam!

Oh Mickey, you're so fine-

But Deadpool was finding it hard to focus on that.

You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey-

He clapped twice.

Hey Mickey!

Oh, this was just evil.

But of course he just went with it.

"You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't we say goodnight? So you can take me home, Mickey!"

Complete with a small dance. Oh yes, Deadpool was just that fly. Jiggy. Hip. Whatever the kids were using these days.

He cleared his throat and started to hand out sheets of paper. "Anywho! Here's your final! I hope you all studied for it." Oh, and he was still humming the song.

[[OOC: Please wait for the OCD is up!]]

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With music!

The Exam

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Question 1: What are Bea Arthur's most lovely attributes?

Question 2: Name one MILF.

Question 3: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Question 4: List appropriate feminist responses to 'HEY BABY! LOOKIN' GOOD!' followed by whistles from a construction worker.

Question 5: Should I have used the stripper pole in the final?


[[Feel free to handwave with what grade you think your character deserves]]

Talk to the Teacher

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Oh yeah, still humming.

OOC

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*flops*

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Jeff telephone ringing/is that my mother on the phone? Murdock

Re: The Exam

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Jeff's exam started off well enough as he wrote a large paragraph devoted to Bea Arthur's eyes, but it quickly devolved into an other mess as the second question rolled around.

It appeared to have been transformed, somewhere along the way, into a fascinating collage of sketches of breasts, thighs and other body parts, the word 'naked', several dozen words for 'busom', some of which he had invented himself, and in a mindboggling display of fourth wall breakage, a little editor being chased by a chainsaw-wielding bear.

Jeff was, of course, not aware of this fourth wall, and quickly doodled a set of breasts on the bear, followed by the mysterious words the telephone is screaming/won't she leave me alone.

It would've probably been truly magnificent, had this been Art Class.

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Ron "That damn Barry Plodder theme" Weasley.

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Neil Perry

Re: The Exam

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Neil handwavey took the test and had been paying enough attention in class this semester to give the appropriate cracked out answers to Deadpool's questions, thereby securing himself an A in the class.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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Against Ron's better judgement, he decided to take Turtle's advice from last night. If anything he could run before getting skewered.

"Here," he said shoving a tub of Rocky Road ice cream at Wade. "It's a... Gift."

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Which Deadpool eyed warily. "Is this a bribe?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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Ron briefly considered his answer and went with the answer that would probably give him the least amount of brain breakage.

"Yes."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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Which was good enough for Deadpool, really.

"Awww, you get an A for the last minute bribe attempt!"

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Ron blinked. "Really?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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"Well, duh! I love bribes!" A beat. "Unless they're to kill someone I don't want to kill. Then they're bad things."

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Meg "That friggen Barbie Girl song" Manning

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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"Well... I just like a good grade," Ron replied. "Killing things isn't on my list of things I like to do."

Re: The Exam

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Meg handwavily took the test and she felt she had given all the answers that Mr. Deadpool wanted. She even said he should have used the stipper pole in the final. She definitely got an A in the class.

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T.R. "Your love won't pay my bills" Wexler

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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Which earned him a pat on the head. "Good. No killing yet. Far too young and sidekick-y."

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"I'm not a sidekick," Ron grumbled in his stubborn yet sidekick-y fashion.

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Poor, poor Ron. "It's okay, sidekick. We like you anyway."

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Jack "Radar Love" Burton

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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Ron decided it was best not to risk his "A" by antagonizing the man in the pajamas.

"Well. Good. Are you teaching any classes next term?"

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"I should be! Though I always wonder if they'll come to their senses and realize that letting me teach is a bad idea..."