fandomhigh | 15 Ways to Protect Yourself and Others: Week 15, Period 3

"Exam today," Aly said once all the students were assembled in the classroom. "And, for once, I have an exam for you." She had just the smallest grin of amusement. "I know, I hate theory, but I'm curious to see what you all say. Don't worry too much. These all have multiple right answers. Just tell me what you think."

She handed out the exam, still looking more than a bit amused.

Question 1: You've been attacked by a bear. What do you do now?
Question 2: Your BFF has been attacked by a bear. What do you do?
Question 3: Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks you. How badly are you dead?
Question 4: Ninja surround you and your partner. What do you do?
Question 5: What's the most important thing you learned at Fandom this semester?

After all the papers had been handed out, Aly looked around the room, meeting everyone's eyes. "It's been a pleasure having you all in my class this semester. I'd be thrilled to see any of your names on my roster for next term, but if not, feel free to stop into my office hours at any time to talk, say hi, or just check for the Kool-Aid man who lives in my closet."

"Any questions on the exam or anything else? Feel free to ask."

[OOC: OCD is coming up]

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Question 1: You've been attacked by a bear. What do you do now?

Offer it something. If I don't have anything to offer, I'll try to talk him out of it. If I fail to talk him out it, I play dead until he goes away. They did an episode about that in Carnivorous Kingdom.

Question 2: Your BFF has been attacked by a bear. What do you do?

Put myself in between said BFF and said bear. See question number one.

Question 3: Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks you. How badly are you dead?

Probably pretty badly. But not badly enough that I'd have to go to the clinic, I swear.

Question 4: Ninja surround you and your partner. What do you do?

Only way to get through ninja are to fight them, so I'd fight them, and hope some of them don't go bankai.

Question 5: What's the most important thing you learned at Fandom this semester?

That no matter what you've been through before and what you know you can take, people are still going to worry about you, so, for their sakes, you shouldn't always just jump right into things. Even if you can handle it, they might not be able to.

15 Ways to Protect Yourself and Others: Week 15, Period 3

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