fandomhigh | 15 Ways to Protect Yourself and Others: Week 15, Period 3

"Exam today," Aly said once all the students were assembled in the classroom. "And, for once, I have an exam for you." She had just the smallest grin of amusement. "I know, I hate theory, but I'm curious to see what you all say. Don't worry too much. These all have multiple right answers. Just tell me what you think."

She handed out the exam, still looking more than a bit amused.

Question 1: You've been attacked by a bear. What do you do now?
Question 2: Your BFF has been attacked by a bear. What do you do?
Question 3: Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks you. How badly are you dead?
Question 4: Ninja surround you and your partner. What do you do?
Question 5: What's the most important thing you learned at Fandom this semester?

After all the papers had been handed out, Aly looked around the room, meeting everyone's eyes. "It's been a pleasure having you all in my class this semester. I'd be thrilled to see any of your names on my roster for next term, but if not, feel free to stop into my office hours at any time to talk, say hi, or just check for the Kool-Aid man who lives in my closet."

"Any questions on the exam or anything else? Feel free to ask."

[OOC: OCD is coming up]

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1) Depends on whether this is a bear-bear, or a monster based on a bear, like a teddy bear or a statue that was brought to life, or a robot bear, or someone under a spell who's been transformed into a bear. If it's an actual bear, try to stop the bleeding because really, what are the chances that there won't be bleeding? If it's a monster or a robot, blow it up. If it's someone under a spell, break the spell (usually tied to an object with an innocuous name such as the "sword of darkness")

2) Blow it up, unless it's a person under a spell in which case blow up whatever's controlling the spell. Get someone with healing mojo to help my BFF and/or find a doctor. Whichever's closer.

3) Who's Chuck Norris? I suppose it depends on where he kicks.

4) If we're being surrounded by ninjas, it's probably because we've either accidentally stumbled across their hidden Academy or we're participating in a training exercise at aforementioned hidden Academy. If it's the former, apologise profusely and promise not to reveal the location of their hidden Academy. If it's the latter, then they're ninja students and we're supposed to fight them in order to evaluate their ninja skills or something like that. The other option of course is that they're evil space ninjas, in which case there's bound to be a fight. Hope there's an Abyss of Evil handy to toss them into if things get rough.

5) Pranking effectively relies not only on being able to perform the prank undetected, but on covering your tracks well enough after the fact. And this could apply to non-prank-related situations where one needs to be sneaky, as well.

15 Ways to Protect Yourself and Others: Week 15, Period 3

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