fandomhigh | 15 Ways to Protect Yourself and Others: Week 15, Period 3

"Exam today," Aly said once all the students were assembled in the classroom. "And, for once, I have an exam for you." She had just the smallest grin of amusement. "I know, I hate theory, but I'm curious to see what you all say. Don't worry too much. These all have multiple right answers. Just tell me what you think."

She handed out the exam, still looking more than a bit amused.

Question 1: You've been attacked by a bear. What do you do now?
Question 2: Your BFF has been attacked by a bear. What do you do?
Question 3: Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks you. How badly are you dead?
Question 4: Ninja surround you and your partner. What do you do?
Question 5: What's the most important thing you learned at Fandom this semester?

After all the papers had been handed out, Aly looked around the room, meeting everyone's eyes. "It's been a pleasure having you all in my class this semester. I'd be thrilled to see any of your names on my roster for next term, but if not, feel free to stop into my office hours at any time to talk, say hi, or just check for the Kool-Aid man who lives in my closet."

"Any questions on the exam or anything else? Feel free to ask."

[OOC: OCD is coming up]

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Question 1: You've been attacked by a bear. What do you do now?

How did you know I've been attacked by a bear? ... You mean a polar bear, right? Because platypus bears are pretty lame.

Okay, hypothetically, if it were to happen again -- you need a nice long hunting spear, or else some sort of ranged weapon, because they're strong, and have long arms and sharp claws. So, as long as I had my boomerang, I'd just kill it.

Question 2: Your BFF has been attacked by a bear. What do you do?

My best best friend? Uh. If the bear's not already dead or running away, I'd probably help him fight it off.

Question 3: Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks you. How badly are you dead?

Very -- It's Chuck Norris!!!

But I'm faster than him, so I might have been able to dodge.

Question 4: Ninja surround you and your partner. What do you do?

Are they good ninjas, or bad ninjas?

If they're bad ninjas, and there's enough that "surround" is an appropriate word to use, I'd probably have to grab my partner and run. Depending on my partner. I mean, if my partner is, for example, Katara, or Deadpool, then we fight and kick their butts.

Question 5: What's the most important thing you learned at Fandom this semester?

That I really, really need to steal some of Lieutenant Kerrigan's tech and take it home with me.

15 Ways to Protect Yourself and Others: Week 15, Period 3

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