15 Ways to Protect Yourself and Others: Week 15, Period 3

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"Exam today," Aly said once all the students were assembled in the classroom.  "And, for once, I have an exam for you."  She had just the smallest grin of amusement.  "I know, I hate theory, but I'm curious to see what you all say.  Don't worry too much.  These all have multiple right answers.  Just tell me what you think."

She handed out the exam, still looking more than a bit amused.

Question 1:  You've been attacked by a bear.  What do you do now?
Question 2:  Your BFF has been attacked by a bear.  What do you do?
Question 3:  Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks you.  How badly are you dead?
Question 4:  Ninja surround you and your partner.  What do you do?
Question 5:  What's the most important thing you learned at Fandom this semester?

After all the papers had been handed out, Aly looked around the room, meeting everyone's eyes.  "It's been a pleasure having you all in my class this semester.  I'd be thrilled to see any of your names on my roster for next term, but if not, feel free to stop into my office hours at any time to talk, say hi, or just check for the Kool-Aid man who lives in my closet."

"Any questions on the exam or anything else?  Feel free to ask."

[OOC:  OCD is coming up]

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Re: Take the Exam

[solo_sword]

Question 1: You've been attacked by a bear. What do you do now?
That's pretty easily taken care of with a lightsaber. I'd try to eliminate whatever had him attacking me (he thought I stole food or a cub or something, for instance) if it means leaving him alive, but I'm still winning.

Question 2: Your BFF has been attacked by a bear. What do you do?
He'd already be handling the bear. I'd add assistance where needed and medical attention afterwards.

Question 3: Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks you. How badly are you dead?
Give me a little credit. I'd like to think it would take more than one roundhouse kick.

Question 4: Ninja surround you and your partner. What do you do?
Depending on how many ninjas, a battle meld might be a good idea, in which case the ninjas get fought. If I didn't have my lightsaber on me I'd just have to hope my hand-to-hand is good enough.

Question 5: What's the most important thing you learned at Fandom this semester?
Apparently I rely on my lightsaber too much. See also questions 1, 2, and 4.