Advanced Mad Science, December 18

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Today, the Danger Room didn't look like either a lab or a classroom. Or any kind of building, for that matter. Instead, the students would find themselves on a sunny street full of shops in the Juuban District of Tokyo.

Oddly enough, Professor Tomoe's face was still covered in shadows.

He leaned against a rail as he waited for his students to show up. He grinned widely once they were assembled. "Good afternoon, class!" he said. "You may be wondering what we're doing in a nice part of Tokyo and how it relates to your final exam. Well, over the past few months, we've been talking about many of the tools that that mad scientists use. For your final, we're going to see how well you've learned how to use them. There is only one activity involved in your final."

He threw his arms open wide. "DESTROY TOKYO!"

He then let out a long maniacal laugh that went on for so long that it ended in a coughing fit. He regained his composure, and lowered his arms. "Yes, I want you to destroy Tokyo. You may use any tool that we've talked about this semester. I have a copy of the syllabus taped up to one of the poles if you wish to refresh yourself on the topics we covered. You will receive higher grades if you manage to destroy the Tokyo Tower as a part of your rampage."

He held up a warning finger to the group. "However, you should know that Tokyo has the highest concentration of so-called 'heroes' on the planet, even more than New York. It is highly likely that some costumed fool will try and stop you from destroying the city. Should they appear, you must either defeat them, or destroy as much of the city as possible despite their interference."

He gave them another glowing grin. "Good luck."

Comments

Sign In [December 18]

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Sign in using your mad scientist name!

Re: Sign In [December 18]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine, whose mad scientist name is also Valentine. Why mess with something that's already perfect?

Re: Sign In [December 18]

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Fullmetal

...what?

Chat/Get Supplies

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Chat to your fellow students, or ask Prof Tomoe for some supplies to destroy the city with. It's amazing what he can get for you.

Re: Chat/Get Supplies

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny didn't need supplies. Come on.

Re: Chat/Get Supplies

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

Victor got supplies from a couple of recent classes. He knew that the key was to get creative and combine things.

DESTROY TOKYO

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Show that city who's boss!

I may have prepared a list of Tokyo-based heroes who will show up to stop you.

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine did not want to destroy the city. He'd witnessed cities being destroyed before. This was not good. Very not good.

So he went with the one strategy that he was fairly certain meant he would at least get marks for trying, but would be certain to fail horribly.

Tokyo, meet the wrath of a half-dozen miniature Valentine clones.

"Yes, that's right. Straight ahead. Nonono, not into the sewer!"

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

A little girl with strange coloured hair was bopping down the street. When she saw all the Valentine clones falling into the sewer, she gasped and ran down a nearby alley. After a minute of bright sparkles and cooing voices, a lone figure stepped out to face him.




"It's terrible to make people fall down sewers! There's icky stuff down there! For love and justice, I am the pretty solider in training, Sailor Chibi Moon! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ed eyed the city and then shrugged. Clapping his hands together, he knelt down to place them on the ground. Blue light flashed around him and up the buildings near by, shaking them to pieces.

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

A boy with a bizarre, extremely pointed hair ran up to where Ed was.




"Stop that!" he said in an unreasonably deep voice. "You can't just destroy the city like that! I'll use a children's card game to teach you the error of your ways." He raised his left arm, revealing a lame plastic playing card table strapped to his wrist. "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack had a big red button.

He was going to push it any moment now.

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Luckily, the city of Tokyo had a good deal of experience with Doomsday Devices and the big red buttons that went with them. From their top secret headquarters under the DisneySea Tokyo amusement park, they unleashed their greatest weapon.

Perky pop music began to play through the Juuban store speakers as a sextet of middle aged men wearing nothing but white briefs with fig leaves on the front jumped out in front of Zack




"G! R! DOUBLE-E! N! LEAVES!"

They moved in closer as the danced, trying to grab the button out of his hand.

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[notclueful]

Cher sighed. "I don't see what Tokyo's ever done to me..."

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Professor Tomoe shook his head. "Consider what Tokyo hasn't done for you. Have they opened the stores you like? Do they have people would won't mock you in Japanese? Have they mocked you for turning evil and forming a secret organization dedicated to bringing around an apocalypse?"

He motioned to the syllabus. "Also, this final is worth a third of your final grade in this course."

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

If the city had to be destroyed, then it had to be destroyed.

Johnny was smart enough to know that wearing his firesuit to Advanced Mad Science was just a given. Today? Was no different.

He was prepared.

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

As this was Tokyo, no one paid much attention to a 6-foot cyborg with enormous samurai-like horns and waist-length spiky red hair. Cyborg Guy nodded to Johnny as he passed him on the street.

"Good afternoon."

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

Victor had combined the lesson on cloning with the Death Busters' winged-squid-man-like creature. As such he had several red buttons to press.

Victor von Doom didn't half-ass things.

Re: DESTROY TOKYO

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Really, the easiest way to destroy a large city was with something equally large. And Kabuto did have one such trick up his sleeve. Biting his thumb so it bled, Kabuto slammed both hands palms-flat against the ground. "Kuchiyose no jutsu!" (Summoning Technique)
A huge purple snake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_Naruto_characters#Snakes) reared up in front of him, hissing angrily. "You know better than to summon me..."
"When it benefits us both, then all the more reason to do the summoning," Kabuto said with a smile. "Have fun." He gestured to the city, and the snake set off on a path of destruction.

Talk to Prof Tomoe

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

He's still here, completely unconcerned about all the chaos.

OOC

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Sadly, this will be Prof Tomoe's last class in Fandom. You've all been great people to play with, and I hope that I've managed to make your Tuesdays a little more entertaining. I know that I've had a blast coming up with and writing all this stuff.

Re: OOC

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . . this is the best final ever.

Re: OOC

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

It has been most excellent!

Re: OOC

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

This final is just brilliant!

Re: OOC

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Even as late as I am....yes, this final is effing brilliant. Oh, yes.