fandomhigh | Fandom Invasions final exam (Monday evening)

The Danger Shop was a bare room with a large cage in the center of it. There was a man that looked remarkably like Seely.

"Good evening," John said to the class once everyone was there. "Welcome to your final exam.

"Last week we talked about the danger within. For your final you're going to get to interact with one of those past dangers. Angel here," John gestured at the man in the cage, "is a former student. He is also a vampire. He has a soul, so generally, all that usually means is you're probably not going to want to share his lunch and he won't be joining you for any picnics on a sunny day. But there are times...."

John pressed a button on the remote and the lighting dimmed, smoke and fire appeared in braziers at the four corners of the cage and a disembodied voice chanted in another language. This seemed to make John pause for a second and he stared. "Damn drama queen," he muttered under his breath.

Aloud he said, "There are times when the soul goes walkabout and what you're left with is the closest thing to pure evil I've encountered outside of pure demon.

"Now evil can wear a pretty face, and use pretty words just as easily as foul ones. But its always going to prey on your weaknesses, make you try and doubt yourself and others, break you down. Your final is to face down evil while trying to not let it get the better of you."

[ooc: ~~wait for~~ ocd's are up, have at it!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

"Ha ha," Wyatt said. Then he switched the topic. "So do you have a queen?"

"...besides Spike?"

"Is that what you call her?" Wyatt said. "Is she the one who made you?"

"Noo, that's what I call my waste of a grandson," Angelus said. "Darla's the one who made me."

There was a fond look there. Well, for Angelus.

"If someone killed her, would you die?" Wyatt asked. Of course, he wouldn't expect Angelus to tell him the truth, but still, he had to ask.

"No," Angelus said, speaking slowly for the brain-impaired. "If someone tried to kill her, they would die. And it would be funny."

"That's what you think," Wyatt said. "My mom and her sisters took out a vampire queen. Well, Mom and Phoebe, since Paige had been turned into a vampire. But when they killed the queen she got better since she hadn't made a kill."

"I'm sure she was very scary," Angelus said, thinking no such thing.

Wyatt shrugged. "My family kills demons. Halliwells don't scare easily."

"You misspoke 'fucks'," Angelus said, ever helpful.

Wyatt winced. "Yeah, well, Uncle Cole's the exception," he said. "He's half human after all, so he has a soul, like you usually do."

"Yes, Uncle Bel is very special," Angelus said, parrotting agreement.

"I take it this version of you doesn't care for him?" Wyatt said.

"Nah," Angelus said. "He's a peach."

"Were you born sarcastic or did it come with the vampire package?" Wyatt asked.

"Just my little treat for you, Wayne."

"Wyatt," he corrected. "And I have to say, you're not as scary as I thought you might be. You're just all talk."

"Guess I must be harmless," Angelus replied.

"I wouldn't say that," Wyatt said. "But I don't think you'd be too hard to take down, not for me."

Arrogance, thy name was Wyatt.

"I absolutely would not be hard for you," Angelus agreed.

Wyatt caught the double meaning and rolled his eyes. "Good to know," he said. "You're totally not my type."

"Aww, signs of life after all," Angelus said. "Nice meeting you, Wy."

"Can't say it's mutual," Wyatt said, stepping back. "I like you better with the soul."

Fandom Invasions final exam (Monday evening)

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus

Re: Take your final and talk to Angelus