http://daimonhost.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] daimonhost.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-12-10 09:05 pm
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Advanced Mad Science, December 11

The Danger Room looked suspiciously normal today. Neat rows of desks faced a clean blackboard at the front, and lame motivational posters saying things like "Don't make excuses, make improvements!" and "We all smile in the same language!" peppered the walls here and there. Prof Tomoe sat on top of the teacher's desk drinking a coffee, his head still covered in shadows despite the bright, cheery sunshine streaming in the windows.

"Good afternoon, students!" he said. "We've reached the last lesson before the inevitable final exam next week. You've all been wonderful students, and I hope that you've learned a little more about what sorts of evil science you can use the next time you want to try and conquer the world. For today's class, we're going to do some revision."

He grabbed a stack of handouts titled The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord and passed them out to the class before sitting down again. "So far, we've talked about what you can do with mad science. Today, we're going to talk about what you shouldn't do. I've given you a list of 100 common mistakes that would-be Evil Overlords make. I want you to give me 5 mistakes, and tell me why they should be avoided at all costs. Hopefully these should help you prepare for you final exam in this course."
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Re: Sign In (December 11)

[personal profile] dark_slippy_thing 2007-12-11 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Valentine, who would call all of his minions "Bob."

Re: Sign In (December 11)

[identity profile] bigbluekitty.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
James Sullivan, who would call his minions "Guys" as in "Hey guys!"

Re: Sign In (December 11)

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
Zack Addy, "Grad Students"

Re: Sign In (December 11)

[identity profile] fantastic-torch.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Johnny Storm, "Reed and Ben. No. Wait. Mr. Limpy and The Thing."
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Re: Sign In (December 11)

[personal profile] notclueful 2007-12-11 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Cher, who calls her maid "Lucy"

Re: Sign In (December 11)

[identity profile] honoraryphd.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Victor von Doom, Doomtroopers

Re: Sign In (December 11)

[identity profile] im-fullmetal.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Edward Elric, Mustang. Only not.

Re: Sign In (December 11)

[identity profile] sound-loyalty.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Kabuto Yakushi, who would probably just number them.