Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period - 11/28

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Guess what was back in class today.

Go on. Guess

Nope. Totally off base.

What? No! Stop thinking naughty things!

It's Maude you sick twisted person.

(A donkey, seriously? You all need help.)

Deadpool grinned and bounced a little. "Hello my little chickadees! Today we're talking about the wonder of Bea Arthur. The goddess among women, the light of my life." He popped in another little clip. "Also a goddess? Betty White. That foul mouthed little minx keeps trying to steal my heart away from Bea. Naughty girl."

Sometimes, like now, it was best to not try and figure out if he was being serious.

"Discuss her greatness amongst yourselves and yes, yes this will all be on the final. And so help me god, I will fail everyone who gets information about Bea wrong. Fail them with extreme prejudice."

[[Please wait for the OCD is up]]

Comments

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Oh, how he loved cake bribes!

"Make it in the shape of a pony! A heavily armed pony!"

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Okay, now these were the important questions. "Do you have to be able to use the weapons? And, um, do you have a favorite kind?"

She wasn't sure whether she meant weapon or cake. Maybe both.

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I am rather fond of swords," Deadpool admitted. "They won't let me have them during classes."

Why yes, he did sound rather upset about that. "My poor babies." A beat. "Can it be chocolate?"

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn was sympathetic to the problem. "They won't let me have stakes or holy water in class either. Just chocolate?"

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool gave her a sympathetic pat on the shoulder. "Next time we get invaded, you know they'll be all 'Oh, where are your weapons!? Save us!'" He paused, trying to remember the wedding cake. "Carrot too?"

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I know, right? Ooooh, big nasty vampires who are a much bigger threat because people aren't allowed to carry the things to dust them," she sulked, "not that we have any vampires around anymore, which I guess is a good thing, because, hi, not eating people, but I should still be allowed to carry weapons because I am but a wee human and could be easily injured."

Deadpool might be able to surmise that Dawn was friends with Rikku for a reason, yes. "I can probably do that. What are your feelings on frosting?"

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Buttercream or there's just no reason to live," He told her seriously. "And, while I'm not saying this or anything because I'm a teacher, but hiding weapons is surprisingly easy."

He cleared his throat.

"If you were to do that. Which you shouldn't. Ever."

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"No, of course not," she nodded solemnly, "because that would be a violation of school policy, which would be wrong."

She really loved this school sometimes.

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And the principal would probably punch me again," He told her seriously. "Nearly broke my jaw last time."

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Principal Washburn almost broke your jaw? Really?"

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well I did drug and kidnap her so Madrox could take over the school..."

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"...why?"

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"No idea!" Deadpool replied cheerfully. "Of course, he didn't pay me enough to make sure I kept her kidnapped. A few poorly tied knots can go a long way."

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"What's the going rate on a kidnapping these days, anyway?" She wondered if she should start saving money to be able to offer a counteroffer next time.

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool eyed her warily. "You want me to kidnap someone for you?"

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

She shook her head. "No, I get kidnapped all the time. I'd like it to stop."

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Ohhhh." Deadpool frown, sizing her up a bit. "Human kidnappers or those with crazy powers?"

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge sigh. "Demons, vampires, vampires, more vampires..."

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

More frowning. "Yeah, I don't really play with them. That Blade guy is a little too MAX title for me, you know? Thigh stabbing not work? That sometimes makes me pause in a fight."

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she had no idea what he was talking about until he got to the thigh stabbing. "I've never tried it."

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He nodded sagely. "Try it next time. Try to aim for-" He pointed to a spot on his thigh. "-there. Femoral artery." A beat. "Or, you know. The groin."

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Oooh, that really works?" Dawn was highly impressed and wondering why no one had ever told her this before.

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well, for a normal person, they'd bleed out in about five minutes, but I'm not certain how it works for demons." He paused. "Though that might be interesting to try..."

Re: Talk to the teacher

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I could try to run in your general direction next time I'm being chased by one and you could find out? They're usually kinda strong, though. Not sure if that would be a problem?"

Re: Talk to the teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Aww, that's sweet," Deadpool replied, grinning. "It's been ages since I got to have a good fight like that."