Lunch - Monday 10/5

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Guud murneeng stoodents! Heppy Mundey! Oone-a ooff zeese-a deys peuple-a veell be-a ixceeted ebuoot Mundey. Merk my vurds.

Tudey's Menoo:

-Freeed Cheeckee

-Meshed Putetues

-Seled

-Jellu

Comments

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"I told you," Turtle said, face twisting a little because she could practically feel the putetues settling in her stomach, "I'm fine. I just...haven't eaten all weekend, so...but my head hurts and I don't feel well, so I know I've gotta eat something before I pass out..."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Flu? Johnny had no idea but he backed off a little though was close enough just in case she did pass out. He wouldn't let her hit the floor. "Why haven't you eaten all weekend?" he asked with a slight frown.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle shrugged a shoulder, swirling her fork in putetues again. "Haven't been hungry."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"So... you're not sick, just not eating? Kind of stupid, isn't it?"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle's expression turned a little sour at that with an extra sharp jab toward the putetues. "Not like I wanted to feel like this all weekend," she muttered. "It just happened. And now I'm trying to make sure it stops happening."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"All right," he sighed, not pushing her. "But if you sit there and pass out, I'm hauling your ass to the clinic."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"I'm not going to pass out," Turtle insisted with a sulk and another face-scrunching bite of food.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"Well, good then. I'm going to sit here and watch you though, make sure you eat all your lunch."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yes, because the one thing she wanted was someone sitting there watching her make faces as she tried to choke down food. Turtle's nose wrinkled as she muttered, "What are you, my mother?"

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"Call me what you want, but seeing as I'm the only one around right now, and have considered the fact that you look like death? I'm here until you're done, like it or not."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle groaned a little, shoulders slumping, with the very firm feeling that she really wished she hadn't left the room after all. Or had at least fished a can of soup out from the common room instead.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"Eat," he said and took a big bite of his cheeckee leg.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"I am!" Turtle argued, sticking a forkful into her mouth and muttered as she worked around to swallowing, "But if I throw up, you're cleaning it up."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"Oh hell no I'm not. I'm just here for moral support, sweetheart." Johnny smirked. "You don't have radio tonight, do you?"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle glared slightly over the table, but it wasn't too much of an issue. She supposed that's why they had Fosse. Her head shook, lightly. "Nope. That's tomorrow. Seely's tonight."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"You've got to stop calling me names. I'm not a harlot."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Hey," Turtle argued lightly, "I didn't come up with that one; that one was all Jeff."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"Jeff... yeah, that's right," he chuckled. "The guy that likes to talk about boobs."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Hey, if you want me to stop calling you by your rightful title on radio," Turtle said, shaking an accusing fork his way, "then I'll ask you to not remind me of my boyfriend's unfortunate obsession with breasts. And I'll have you know that he's a lot more than just 'the guy that likes to talk about boobs.' It just takes a bit to get past that part sometimes."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

That's all it would take? "Fine. Be far it from me to talk about some guys obsession. Haven't mentioned it before and won't mention it again. Now eat."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"That's part of it," Turtle explained, still more prone to wave her forkful than eat it, although she had to admit, this sort of deal making turn in the conversation had her feeling a bit more herself. "It'll take more than just that, especially now that I remember from last weeks that I added another title, due to you actually talking with Jeff about naked women..."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny stared at her then sighed heavily. "What's it going to take? And you have to know, guys talk, it's what we do."

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"No more of that," Turtle told him. "I know guys talk and I know how Jeff gets...preoccupied and I'm not an idiot. I don't need someone...propagating it and making it worse than it already is..." The sulking slipped out again, poking at putetues.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"Okay, fine. Not that I talk anyway. I wouldn't want to upset Savannah," he said, which was the truth.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle nodded with satisfaction. "So you understand where I'm coming from."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"Not really. I don't mind girls talking about me," he said with a quirk of his brow.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Unless," Turtle pointed out with a roll of her eyes, "apparently, they're saying things that aren't necessarily positive."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"Right you are oh-look how smart I am even when sick-," Johnny smirked. "So, what? What's it gonna take?"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"You could do well in mentioning how smart I am a few times," Turtle decided with a little nod. "And be nice to me, and not sit there and make me eat because I'll eat what I can, and don't be going around talking to Jeff about that sort of thing because it's hard enough for me already without people making it worse."

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

He raised his brows. Clearly Turtle was seriously having issues with Jeff and boobs and eating and yeah, he just was confused as hell. "Okay, Turtle. I'll be nice to you even though I'm always nice and no more talking to Jeff about boobs. There. Satisfied?"

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"And no being like my mom and being all insistent on me eating," Turtle reminded him.