Love Smart: Period 2, Week 7

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Students were summoned to the Danger Shop for this week's class. "I hope you all got my email. If you managed to speak to Robin Sparkles and want your extra credit, come talk to me after class," he began.

"Now, couples parties are one of the biggest relationship hurdles to overcome. My friends Marshall and Lily were successful. How, you ask? By running away from their own wine tasting. They, rightly, didn't see the point of waiting an hour to get drunk so the alcohol could 'breathe' while listening to other couples go on about their attempts to get pregnant, or worse, married. Instead, Marshall and Lily escaped by jumping out of the bathroom window and made their way to join me and Ted at Club Awesome. Granted, Club Awesome was not so Awesome after all, but it was way better than a couples party," Barney shuddered in horror at the memories of Club Awesome, not that students would know that.

"This is your midterm, people," he hadn't realized it was until he heard about other midterms on radio. "You, my most excellent students of relationships will partner up and go through a maze where you will meet a variety of boring parties. Your goal is to find the bathroom and escape the maze of bad couples parties." They would be scarred by wine tastings, fondue parties, and possibly a Mary Kay lady.

"Partner up and get to it!" he said with a flourish and the scene of the classroom changed.

There was a huge maze behind the students, one of those tall overgrown and green types, but instead of a Minotaur, other, more devious evils lurked within. Students should enter at their own risk.

[ooc: I blame a bad week, fat_halpert, and a bottle of cheap wine - all completely unrelated! OCD is up! SP until 4:30EST is LOVE!]

Comments

Sign In [10/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Name and favorite type of party

Re: Sign In [10/25]

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal Austreben, one at which no one is naked.

Re: Sign In [10/25]

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew Wells, LAN party!

Find a Partner [10/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Do-si-do if you'd like, but it's not required. You can also skip this step and hit the maze all by your lonesome. I won't tell you what Barney will say, but it amuses me. Yes.

Re: Find a Partner [10/25]

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim looked for a partner because he really wanted to mock the dangers of the maze with or to someone.

Re: Find a Partner [10/25]

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

"Hi Pam," said Hoshi, looking smug. No, she hadn't forgotten that Jim gave her a fake name.

Re: Find a Partner [10/25]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette looked around for a partner.

Re: Find a Partner [10/25]

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew walked over next to Annette and stood there bouncing on the balls of his feet and looking about the room.

THE MAZE! [10/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Ping in and go through the maze. Your mission: to get past all party obstacles thrown at you and escape to the bathroom, where you will jump out the window and escape.

Re: THE MAZE! [10/25]

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow entered into the maze and looked around.

Re: THE MAZE! [10/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

The first obstacle she would notice was a group of people sitting around a bottle of wine. "Willow! Come join us!" Sandy Rivers called out.

Yes, he was leftover in the Danger Shop from detention. What of it?

Re: THE MAZE! [10/25]

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal skipped the pair up, heading right into the maze on his own. It was just simpler, today.

Re: THE MAZE! [10/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Sandy Rivers appeared next to Karal and attempted to sling an arm over his shoulder. "Hey there guy, what do you think of tannins?"

Re: THE MAZE! [10/25]

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim and Hoshi entered the maze. "Okay, now we start off with me making a bad pun. For example, this is a-maze-ing. Then you respond with something else clever, either a play on words or just mocking me in general, but it's good to stick with the maze theme."

Re: THE MAZE! [10/25]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

As he requested, Annette was holding Andrew's hand as they entered the maze. "It'll be all right, Andrew. I promise."

Re: THE MAZE! [10/26]

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly entered the maze.

TA Girl [10/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Ping-ination!

Re: TA Girl [10/25]

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

TA-Girl was there once again. Today, Hoshi had muffins from J,GOB.

Talk to Broda [10/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

After class, Barney is around for your Robin Sparkles-related needs.

Re: Talk to Broda [10/25]

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal approached Barney after class, and his hands were behind his back. Almost as if he was holding something he didn't want Barney to see. "Have you a moment?" he asked politely.

OOC [10/25]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

No world, no ending allowed!

Who didn't get the Broda comment? *dares you to out yourself*

Re: OOC [10/25]

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

*dies at icon*

Re: OOC [10/25]

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

That icon will NEVER got make me smile.

Re: OOC [10/25]

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

I try to out myself as much as possible.

Re: OOC [10/25]

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

*MOCKS YOU*

It's the 26th, Pard.