Detention, Saturday, September 22

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

There was a tall, military-looking redhead - better known to most as Lieutenant Kerrigan - in a sleek metal suit tapping her foot against the floor of the Danger Shop and looking just this side of incredibly annoyed.

"Listen, children, you're obviously here because you did something incredibly stupid. Today, I am going to show - not tell - you how incredibly dumb that is, and how incredibly dead you are going to be should you do something stupid again. Shut up, don't talk, and get the hell into the sim before I personally decide to nail your butts to the wall."

She pointed at a projector on the wall.

Jack Burton
Lee Adama
Yamanaka Ino
Andros
Ed Elric

"If your name's not on there, get the hell out of my Danger Shop. If it is and you're not here, then I'm talking to thin air and I'll hunt you down myself. GET!"

Stupid people brought out the military in her.

[ wait for the ocd up ]

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Re: Deal With The Marines

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"Where's out there?" Lee asked. "Through the gate?"

Re: Deal With The Marines

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

Lee was exposed to the full force of a double-marine 'Well, duh,' face.

"Just poke your head in an' out, we keep up the rear," Pete declared.

Re: Deal With The Marines

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"All right," Lee said, nodding. "I can do that. I'm just a little slow, sorry guys. I'm just in hero worship mode."

Re: Deal With The Marines

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

Pete gave him a thumbs up. The sergeant whapped him over the head. "It's nice to see good young boys like you ready to serve the Confederacy," he told Lee, admiringly. "[feedback], OPEN THE [feedback] GATE!"

The gate slid open.

Re: Deal With The Marines

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

"Thanks guys!" Lee waved cheerfully and stepped through the gate. "I'll do my job!"

And then he stepped out of sight.

Re: Deal With The Marines

[on-her-korhal.livejournal.com]

The marines watched him go (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1527143.html?thread=93642599#t93642599).

"Boy's father musta done somethin' right," the sergeant observed, "You don't see kids like that so often."

"Maybe if he does well he can take my job," Pete muttered.

"Nah, kid's probably gonna be up the wings one day. Hey, is that a--"

The base camp was quickly overrun with Zerg.