Communication: Week 3 (Thursday, P5)

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Silent Bob hustled into the classroom, looking over his shoulder as if afraid he was being followed, and quickly shut the door. He relaxed a little bit and waved at the students cheerfully before starting to write on his ever-beloved whiteboard.

VERBAL - INSU

Unfortunately, that was all he got to write when the door came crashing open and a very irate hetero-lifemate was standing there.

"What the fuck, fatass? There is no fucking way you're pussying out on letting me fuck with your little class. What, you fucking thought I wouldn't find you?"

Bob sighed and buried his face in one hand before turning back to the board and finishing his thought.

LTS.
Effective way of making displeasure known.

He turned back to the class and flicked his hand in a few gestures meant to indicate that they should pair up and try to make the other person cry.

[[OCD coming up. Uh, profanity warning? Do I even have to warn people? Warning: Jay.]]

Comments

Re: During the "lecture"

[iseewhatyoumean.livejournal.com]

That's probably a much more comforting way to think of things. The truth, that she's just waiting for him to try to kill her so that she can break a couple of bones and maybe give him a concussion first, would probably make it hard to be friends. It's not personal, of course. She does that with everyone.

Sadly, Cassandra doesn't have a lot of stuff, and crayons are not part of that meager list.

Re: During the "lecture"

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Lo, the hyper-vigilance thing might end up badly if he decides to sweep her off her feet and plant a kiss on her. That can't end well.

Jack could be persuaded to share his. He even has some colored pencils.

Re: During the "lecture"

[iseewhatyoumean.livejournal.com]

Not end well, no. But end with swelling? That seems likely. Okay, even I admit that was awful.

Re: During the "lecture"

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

As long as there's a Happy Ending and no one's hurt.... *golfclap*

Re: During the "lecture"

[iseewhatyoumean.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately the "not hurt" clause is almost certain to be violated. A lot like my mind has been by this thread.

Re: During the "lecture"

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

As long as it's only Jack's heart that's broken...

He quirked his eyebrow at her as if to say "Hi" again and start over fresh