The Library

[janet_fraiser]

Enough of the library is clean that Janet can work without worrying about accidentally sitting in zombie goo.

However, she has a giant air freshener right next to her, because zombie stench sticks even worse than zombie goo, and is combing through a literature book while trying desperately not to breathe through her nose.

Comments

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Hey, would you mind if I non-subtextually put into our campaign that you and Liz are going steady?"

[janet_fraiser]

Janet blinked. "My lesbian creds are seriously out-of-date, Parker. And I'm going to Homecoming with Daniel. So let's not screw that up, because if I don't get laid soon I may have to kill myself." She picked up the printout and read it again. "Besides, he's just being an ass. God, you're running the campaign for the good girls of the school, not the vicious bitches that smile at you and then stab you in the back."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I *am* the vicious bitches, remember? I found the most goddamn qualified people who *wanted* the jobs, and _this_ is the way he's gonna spin it."

Parker sighs. "Fine. There goes our pansexual GBLT street cred. Why couldn't *one* of those candidates be like Faith, renowned in song and many a dirty limerick?"

[janet_fraiser]

"Of course he is," says Janet. "And I said you're RUNNING their campaign, not that you were one of the good girls."

She rolled her eyes at Parker's machinations. "Bad Parker. No easy pansexual street cred for you. Amazing how I want my love life not to be news all over."

She pulled a printout off the computer and rebooted. "Okay, let's go."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

(OOC- "dirty limerick"- hee!)

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: There once was a slayer named Faith
Who was a brilliant layer, all sayeth
She jumped vampire bones
Had sex on cell phones
and could probably life-suck a Wraith!]}

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

(ooc- .....that's going in the userinfo.)

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{*polishes fingernails* See, this is why I'm a campaign manager! Snappy advertising!}

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

This should go on a campaign poster. Also, is it ok if in the radio broadcast I say that you and Janet were chatting about the election in the library, or is everything locked?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{No, it's fine, only the Special Collections section is locked.}