http://sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-09-03 10:13 pm

Fandom's Next Top Runway Model [Monday, Period Five]

Ares waited for his class to finish arriving before addressing him. "My name is Ares, and I am, despite the certain claims to the contrary by several members of the student body, a god, the God of War to be precise. So I expect you to listen to me when I tell you this. You are all here for one reason and one reason alone. Fashion."

"Fashion is all about creating a first impression, and as a god, I can tell you that first impressions matter, a lot. You want to appear imposing, grand, sexy. Which is why you're all here, to find has not only the eye, but the attitude for fashion. To create, then pit your creations against each other in the most vicious theatre of war known to man or god."

So he was a little overly dramatic.

"Since I realise that you may not have proper time to prepare, so we're going to start with something simple. Arms, they're great," Naturally, Ares considered it completely appropriate to remove his vest to emphasise his point. "You've got to love that in this this country you all have the right to bare arms. Plus it's a good ice breaker, so I want you all to show off your arms, and maybe little more if you feel like it, while introducing yourself to the class and telling us about why you chose this class."

"And for next week's class I want you all to find and bring in leather clothing. Preferably tight."

[ooc: wait for OCD up!]

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Re: During the Lecture - Top Run [Week One]

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Buffy gave Lee a pitying look. This boy didn't know anything, did he? She studied his hair. "No, it's fine, but you might want to experiment a bit with, like, hair gel."

Re: During the Lecture - Top Run [Week One]

[identity profile] stupid-toasters.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hair gel?" Up went Lee's eyebrows. "Why?"

Re: During the Lecture - Top Run [Week One]

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"So you'll look stylish," Buffy explained. She tried to come up with an example and remembered the best one. "Have you met John Sheppard?"

Re: During the Lecture - Top Run [Week One]

[identity profile] stupid-toasters.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah!" He shouldn't be quite that happy to recognize someone's name. "He's my big brother."

Re: During the Lecture - Top Run [Week One]

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Buffy grinned. "Okay! Have a look at his hair the next time you see him. Now that's a boy who knows how to use product! And, of course, he's a cheerleader too."

Re: During the Lecture - Top Run [Week One]

[identity profile] stupid-toasters.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Only guy cheerleaders have good hair?" Lee asked.

Re: During the Lecture - Top Run [Week One]

[identity profile] 1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"No!" She paused. "Well..."

Re: During the Lecture - Top Run [Week One]

[identity profile] stupid-toasters.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not gonna be a cheerleader," he said hurriedly. "Sorry."