http://spacepiratevala.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] spacepiratevala.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-09-02 11:27 pm

Comparative Religions, Monday, Period 3, Class #1

As the students entered, Vala was perched on top of her desk (yes, she had a desk!), and looking over her notes and class lists. Once they were seated, she began,

"Good morning, everyone. For those of you who don't know me already, my name is Vala Mal Doran. Please feel free to call me Vala, or Professor Mal Doran if that makes you more comfortable."

"This class is about different religions," she explained, "and the first half of the class will focus on strictly the Earthen religions. The second half will be broader in scope and expand our study to inter-planetary religions. The only thing I ask--in light of the fact that more bloody wars have been fought over religion than anything else in human history--is that you have respect for the teachings of the guest speakers, and of the other students in this class. You don't have to agree, and I don't expect you to convert to their religion, but I won't tolerate any insults or baiting on the subject. With any luck, we'll all come out of this with a better understanding of religion."

"Today's class will be relatively simple--introduce yourselves, explain why you're taking this class, and explain your religion in broad language, if you have one. If you don't, explain why you don't. There are no penalties for not having one, by the way."

"As far as food and drink are concerned," she added, "I don't make enough money to feed you all every week, but you should bring whatever you want that you've provided for yourself."

She pointed to a student at random. "Okay, go ahead."
likethegun: (i'm making an innocent face)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] likethegun 2007-09-04 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, there's ways to make them pay attention because they're looking down and laughing at you, but those are probably the wrong ways," he said with a smirk. "I guess if someone wanted to increase their chances of getting listened to, they could pray to a certain archetype. Lots of religions have gods and goddesses of things like war or the hearth or good health. If the person prayed to a specific archetype for what they need, that might be specific enough to make any god who falls into that category pay attention."

Really, he'd be turning the babble off any moment now.
likethegun: (i'm disbelievingly happy)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] likethegun 2007-09-04 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Really?" Sam asked, beaming. "I mean, yeah, sure. I'd be glad to."