http://spacepiratevala.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] spacepiratevala.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-09-02 11:27 pm

Comparative Religions, Monday, Period 3, Class #1

As the students entered, Vala was perched on top of her desk (yes, she had a desk!), and looking over her notes and class lists. Once they were seated, she began,

"Good morning, everyone. For those of you who don't know me already, my name is Vala Mal Doran. Please feel free to call me Vala, or Professor Mal Doran if that makes you more comfortable."

"This class is about different religions," she explained, "and the first half of the class will focus on strictly the Earthen religions. The second half will be broader in scope and expand our study to inter-planetary religions. The only thing I ask--in light of the fact that more bloody wars have been fought over religion than anything else in human history--is that you have respect for the teachings of the guest speakers, and of the other students in this class. You don't have to agree, and I don't expect you to convert to their religion, but I won't tolerate any insults or baiting on the subject. With any luck, we'll all come out of this with a better understanding of religion."

"Today's class will be relatively simple--introduce yourselves, explain why you're taking this class, and explain your religion in broad language, if you have one. If you don't, explain why you don't. There are no penalties for not having one, by the way."

"As far as food and drink are concerned," she added, "I don't make enough money to feed you all every week, but you should bring whatever you want that you've provided for yourself."

She pointed to a student at random. "Okay, go ahead."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com 2007-09-04 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
"No, I'm not," Eve said. "And it... well, it doesn't bother me when people assume I'm Wiccan, because Wicca is all about good. But what really pisses me off? People assuming I'm worshipping the devil or something."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[identity profile] blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com 2007-09-04 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Because a lot -- and I mean a lot -- of people associate witchcraft with the devil," Eve said. "And what I find so upsetting about it is that..." She wrinkled her nose, trying to figure out how exactly to phrase it. "I'm not evil. Misguided perhaps, but not evil." She grinned. "Hell, I'm a teenager. We're all misguided."