How to be a Comic Book Superhero (Monday, outside the Kwik Stop)

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Today's topic, as written on Bob's whiteboard?

'PUBLICITY:
How not to be a 'tard like the dude in that last movie'

Jay, however, was on top of the Kwik Stop, hefting a baseball bat above his head. "Come, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

Bob rolled his eyes and wrote 'What Not To Do' with an arrow snaking upwards. Then he wrote 'Good Publicity' and 'Bad Publicity' with a line separating them. Time for the one-sided discussion portion of the class.

After that, Bob erased the board and wrote, 'SIDEKICKS?'. And, finally, 'LAST CLASS NEXT WEEK. Bring all class materials.'

[['Class materials' means the bong sabers, the inflatable doll, the duct tape, etc. OCD coming up.]]

Comments

Re: Sidekicks?

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Not a compliment," Luke said, making a face. "I know a couple of Huttese curses that apply, but I'm not supposed to know those words."

Re: Sidekicks?

[the_merriest]

"She's just like them. It's kind of ..." Rikku shuddered. "They know something's a lie, but they want it to be the truth, so they say it is. Because if they say it, then it will be, and it's a pretty lie, and the truth is just ugly and harsh. So this is the truth now,and if you're caught telling lies, then we'll kill you, because you can't threaten our truth. The real truth. The one that should be."

Re: Sidekicks?

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke nodded. "It sounds a bit familiar," he said quietly.