http://silent-robert.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] silent-robert.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-08-13 12:20 pm

How to be a Comic Book Superhero (Monday, outside the Kwik Stop)

Today's topic, as written on Bob's whiteboard?

'PUBLICITY:
How not to be a 'tard like the dude in that last movie'


Jay, however, was on top of the Kwik Stop, hefting a baseball bat above his head. "Come, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

Bob rolled his eyes and wrote 'What Not To Do' with an arrow snaking upwards. Then he wrote 'Good Publicity' and 'Bad Publicity' with a line separating them. Time for the one-sided discussion portion of the class.

After that, Bob erased the board and wrote, 'SIDEKICKS?'. And, finally, 'LAST CLASS NEXT WEEK. Bring all class materials.'

[['Class materials' means the bong sabers, the inflatable doll, the duct tape, etc. OCD coming up.]]

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[identity profile] iftheseshadows.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Why it's CARPE DIEM!
the_merriest: (it's go time)

Re: Sign In

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-08-13 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Agent Orange, gettin' bizzay
the_merriest: (I have a Cunning Plan (TM))

Re: Discuss!

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-08-13 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Rikku raised her hand and attempted a very innocent expression. "What should you do if your sidekick is getting you loads of bad publicity? I mean, say he's ... I don't know. Short-tempered, foul-mouthed, crude, likes to hit on underage girls. That sort of thing. Do you consider replacing him with someone who'll be less of a drag on your image?"

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[identity profile] henryoredward.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, out there! Darker Force's at work!
the_merriest: (mischevious)

Re: Discuss!

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-08-13 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Rikku nodded, giggling. "Yeah. I hear you. Can't live with 'em ..."
the_merriest: (thinking hard or hardly thinking)

Re: Discuss!

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-08-13 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh. Dude. I hadn't even thought of that." Rikku shook her head. "So you're kinda doing community service there, huh?"

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[identity profile] halfshell-hero.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Make way for the Turtle Titan!
the_merriest: (take a bow)

Re: Discuss!

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-08-13 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"The world may never know of your sacrifices, Bluntman," Rikku said, standing up for a very serious bow. "But we owe you our gratitude all the same."

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[identity profile] notthehulk.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Hulking... Assemble?

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[identity profile] im-afrog.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Kung Fu King... ready for action!

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[identity profile] robinthefrog.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The Bouncer! Bouncing here and there, and everywhere!

Re: Sidekicks?

[identity profile] robinthefrog.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm um, still in the market."

Re: Sidekicks?

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"I had to bribe mine with milkshake and praise."

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[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Morpherboy ... wake up and pay attention!

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[identity profile] untouchableskin.livejournal.com 2007-08-13 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Rogue

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