Announcements [Mid Thursday Morning]

[umbitch.livejournal.com]

Umbridge was SCREAMING when the announcements clicked on this morning.

"Whoever did this to my office, I advise you to come and confess...NOW. This is absolute insolence at it's worst and I will not tolerate such a brash and harmful display of disrespect. I am your HEADMASTER! I'm sure you all have trouble spelling that so let me simpilfy: I tell you what to do and you do it!"

She was breathing heavy, nearly panting with anger. "There will be consequences even if that means I punish each and every single one of you filthy Muggles."

Even that slip went by her usual cool demeanor.

"The following people should report to my office as soon as possible: Abigail Whistler, Luke Skywalker, Cedric Diggory, and Rikku."

There's more heavy breathing as Umbridge tried desperately to calm down. "Just for that, children, a new educational decree is being issued. Any student, teacher, or staff member found within EIGHT INCHES of each other will be forcibly separated. Personal space, dear children, personal space. Thank you. And have a pleasantly wonderful day."

[Feel free to react! Those that got called to the office, if you can't make it, no worries. I also expect this decree to get broken like whoa.]

Comments

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

Not that River had been very impressed with the new principal's announcements so far, but this convinced her that the woman was clearly insane, and not in a nice way. That was even before she'd got to the eight inches apart bit.

[orewahikari.livejournal.com]

Roxas had been pretty much ignoring everything else the woman was saying, but this one got him listening.

Mostly because he never does anything anyone says.

Especially not if it means being 8 inches away from other people at all times. He raises an eyebrow, mostly to himself, and makes a note to break the 'decree' as much as humanly possible.

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan boggled a bit at the PA. "She is seriously crazy," he muttered, as he made further plans to annoy her. Perhaps another visit would be in order -- while he remained on his best behaviour, of course... Although perhaps he ought to prepare some defenses first.

[solo_sword]

Jaina wasn't the happiest to hear Luke's name being called, but she also figured if anyone could handle it, it would be him.

Also, she pocketed her measuring tape. What? Eight inches could be really hard to judge.

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter smiled to himself. "I think I broke her."

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Eight inches? What the hell? Tori just laughed at the newest decree. Seriously, was she on crack?

Hearing Luke's name, Tori tensed. If Umbridge hurt him, well, she was going to have to deal with a very angry ninja.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders let out a smug snort when he heard the screaming. Oh yeah, like he was going to stay eight inches away from . . . ha. He might have to go around hugging random people all day, or something.

[the_merriest]

Awesome! Had she managed to tick off the principal already? So great.

Rikku did a little victory dance. And bounced off to the crazy woman's office.

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco nearly fell off of is bed from laughter and made a note to hug anyone who stood still long enough.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe was giggling so hard she had to lean against the wall for support. Hells, even if she couldn't make vocal sounds she could do other things

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine just boggled at the announcements.

Eight inches. This was possibly some sort of joke. He was pretty sure. He hoped. Maybe.

Perhaps he'd have to test it out sometime.