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fandomhigh2007-08-09 07:58 am
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Announcements [Mid Thursday Morning]
Umbridge was SCREAMING when the announcements clicked on this morning.
"Whoever did this to my office, I advise you to come and confess...NOW. This is absolute insolence at it's worst and I will not tolerate such a brash and harmful display of disrespect. I am your HEADMASTER! I'm sure you all have trouble spelling that so let me simpilfy: I tell you what to do and you do it!"
She was breathing heavy, nearly panting with anger. "There will be consequences even if that means I punish each and every single one of you filthy Muggles."
Even that slip went by her usual cool demeanor.
"The following people should report to my office as soon as possible: Abigail Whistler, Luke Skywalker, Cedric Diggory, and Rikku."
There's more heavy breathing as Umbridge tried desperately to calm down. "Just for that, children, a new educational decree is being issued. Any student, teacher, or staff member found within EIGHT INCHES of each other will be forcibly separated. Personal space, dear children, personal space. Thank you. And have a pleasantly wonderful day."
[Feel free to react! Those that got called to the office, if you can't make it, no worries. I also expect this decree to get broken like whoa.]
"Whoever did this to my office, I advise you to come and confess...NOW. This is absolute insolence at it's worst and I will not tolerate such a brash and harmful display of disrespect. I am your HEADMASTER! I'm sure you all have trouble spelling that so let me simpilfy: I tell you what to do and you do it!"
She was breathing heavy, nearly panting with anger. "There will be consequences even if that means I punish each and every single one of you filthy Muggles."
Even that slip went by her usual cool demeanor.
"The following people should report to my office as soon as possible: Abigail Whistler, Luke Skywalker, Cedric Diggory, and Rikku."
There's more heavy breathing as Umbridge tried desperately to calm down. "Just for that, children, a new educational decree is being issued. Any student, teacher, or staff member found within EIGHT INCHES of each other will be forcibly separated. Personal space, dear children, personal space. Thank you. And have a pleasantly wonderful day."
[Feel free to react! Those that got called to the office, if you can't make it, no worries. I also expect this decree to get broken like whoa.]