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Sex Edder #5, Monday, Period 3

When the class assembled today, they'd find Gavin, not GOB, at the head of the area. Not that Gavin looks particularly pleased to be there or particularly comfortable about being up there in the first place.

"Um. GOB had a...sexual educational emergency," he stuttered, looking around, "and told me to teach the class. Of course, he didn't tell me what to teach so I'm not even sure what everyone knows and doesn't know."

He paused and looked around. "I'd say we could all just kiss each other to go against that kriffing headmaster but I don't know if we can do that in class. Can we do that in class? Is kissing allowed?"

And then, an idea hit him. "I know! We can all tell what we think GOB's first sexual experience was like! Go wild, go insane, make stuff up! Come on, he can teach us all manner of weird things so we can teach back!"

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Collapsey!

Annette Hargrove

Abigail Whistler

Naomi Wildman

Hermione Granger

Kou Leifoh

Bart Allen

Wanna kiss each other? Kiss Gavin? Is that even allowed? Who knows!

Annette just got through with seeing Umbridge and she might actually think about kissing if she could be still for longer than two seconds. Apparently her punishment (http://umbitch.livejournal.com/1636.html?thread=241764#t241764) was going to last for longer than she'd like. It was crazy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0)! Just great!

Gavin couldn't help but stare. And stare some more. "Um. Need some help?"

Jerking her thumbs back with an awkward kick, she said, "Umbridge...did it."

"Umbridge the principal?" It was a stupid question but it was all he had. "Is she...a fan of dancing?"

She nodded but it was more a head jerk with much flopping of hair. "I don't know. She said some f-fancy magic word and...this...happened. Do I...do I look that...funny?"

"You look uncomfortable," Gavin said. "There's no way to stop it?"

Annette definitely looked uncomfortable. "I...guess so? But...I don't know-" her leg jerked wildly in a jutting sort of crooked fashion, "-I hope it wears off...I think I want to c-cuss her out! Or break another rule!"

"I am all for breaking the rules under her," Gavin said. "Can I...do anything?"

"Aside from hog tying me?" she asked all flaily like though you certainly couldn't tell with her quirky movements. "You can sit on m-me..."

He didn't look too sure of that. "Um. That might hurt you."

"Is it too early...to...i-impair myself with a-a-alcohol?"

"I don't have any here," he said and almost felt bad about that. "Did you need to leave class early?"

"That would be g-great," she said relieved. "The less people stare at me...the b-b-etter." She kicked out with a thumb jerk, glad that he wasn't too close to her. she didn't want to accidentally kick him.

"Go, go," he said, ushering her towards the door. "And be careful."

"ThanksGavin!" Annette said, wandering out in her jerky-freaky way.

Kou was rather fond of the idea of spending the class kissing. It was a huge improvement over GOB, at least.

Describe GOB's first sexual experience! GO INSANE. Visual aids if you want!

Since Annette was dancing around, she said quickly, "Ithinkitwasshortlived."

Abigail was more caught up in watching Annette than anything else, but she did manage to understand her. "Very short lived," she agreed. "Probably premature even."

"Which it's not supposed to be," Gavin said, trying not make that sound like a question. Well, not too much like a question.

Abigail bit back a smirk and tried to keep a serious face. "Definitely not. Since it's usually so embarrassing and all."

"Why's that?" Gavin asked. "For the, um, sake of everyone's knowledge and all."

"Well, if a guy goes off prematurely - you know, before he and his partner have even really started having sex - that usually means he doesn't have much experience," Abigail explained.

"Does that always happen?" At least he'd avoided making a 'omg' face when she'd told him that.

"No, it doesn't," Abigail replied assuringly. It's usually the idiots who are most falsely sure of themselves who go off too soon, which is a category into which I think GOB fits well."

"Oh, good." Well, that was a relief. "Don't be cocky and you things won't happen early, then? Waste of a good...Never mind."

Abigail finally couldn't stop herself from laughing. "As long as the guy takes his time and just relaxes, things shouldn't happen early, and then nothing will be wasted."

"There should be like a checklist of things to do," Gavin said, comparing this way too much with flying. "A pre se- god, never mind again."

Hermione's eyes? Really wide.

"I am Not picturing him doing that," she said. She kind of thought he was overcompensating for something anyway.

"I bet you are now," Gavin laughed. "Fun, huh?"

Hermione glared, and considered hexing him for that.

Because he totally knows what he's talking about.

It's just another manic Monday!

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