http://sixstandingby.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-08-06 10:55 am
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Sex Edder #5, Monday, Period 3

When the class assembled today, they'd find Gavin, not GOB, at the head of the area. Not that Gavin looks particularly pleased to be there or particularly comfortable about being up there in the first place.

"Um. GOB had a...sexual educational emergency," he stuttered, looking around, "and told me to teach the class. Of course, he didn't tell me what to teach so I'm not even sure what everyone knows and doesn't know."

He paused and looked around. "I'd say we could all just kiss each other to go against that kriffing headmaster but I don't know if we can do that in class. Can we do that in class? Is kissing allowed?"

And then, an idea hit him. "I know! We can all tell what we think GOB's first sexual experience was like! Go wild, go insane, make stuff up! Come on, he can teach us all manner of weird things so we can teach back!"

Re: Sign In

[personal profile] smartestone 2007-08-07 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hermione Granger

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] fastestkidalive.livejournal.com 2007-08-07 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Bart Allen

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Annette just got through with seeing Umbridge and she might actually think about kissing if she could be still for longer than two seconds. Apparently her punishment (http://umbitch.livejournal.com/1636.html?thread=241764#t241764) was going to last for longer than she'd like. It was crazy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0)! Just great!

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Jerking her thumbs back with an awkward kick, she said, "Umbridge...did it."

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
She nodded but it was more a head jerk with much flopping of hair. "I don't know. She said some f-fancy magic word and...this...happened. Do I...do I look that...funny?"

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-08-07 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Annette definitely looked uncomfortable. "I...guess so? But...I don't know-" her leg jerked wildly in a jutting sort of crooked fashion, "-I hope it wears off...I think I want to c-cuss her out! Or break another rule!"

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-08-07 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Aside from hog tying me?" she asked all flaily like though you certainly couldn't tell with her quirky movements. "You can sit on m-me..."

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-08-07 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Is it too early...to...i-impair myself with a-a-alcohol?"

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-08-07 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
"That would be g-great," she said relieved. "The less people stare at me...the b-b-etter." She kicked out with a thumb jerk, glad that he wasn't too close to her. she didn't want to accidentally kick him.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-08-07 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
"ThanksGavin!" Annette said, wandering out in her jerky-freaky way.

Re: During the Lecture

[identity profile] tiger-bouncer.livejournal.com 2007-08-07 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Kou was rather fond of the idea of spending the class kissing. It was a huge improvement over GOB, at least.

Re: Activity

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Since Annette was dancing around, she said quickly, "Ithinkitwasshortlived."

Re: Activity

[identity profile] solowhistler.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Abigail was more caught up in watching Annette than anything else, but she did manage to understand her. "Very short lived," she agreed. "Probably premature even."

Re: Activity

[identity profile] solowhistler.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Abigail bit back a smirk and tried to keep a serious face. "Definitely not. Since it's usually so embarrassing and all."

Re: Activity

[identity profile] solowhistler.livejournal.com 2007-08-06 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, if a guy goes off prematurely - you know, before he and his partner have even really started having sex - that usually means he doesn't have much experience," Abigail explained.

Re: Activity

[identity profile] solowhistler.livejournal.com 2007-08-07 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
"No, it doesn't," Abigail replied assuringly. It's usually the idiots who are most falsely sure of themselves who go off too soon, which is a category into which I think GOB fits well."

Re: Activity

[identity profile] solowhistler.livejournal.com 2007-08-07 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Abigail finally couldn't stop herself from laughing. "As long as the guy takes his time and just relaxes, things shouldn't happen early, and then nothing will be wasted."

Re: Activity

[personal profile] smartestone 2007-08-07 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hermione's eyes? Really wide.

"I am Not picturing him doing that," she said. She kind of thought he was overcompensating for something anyway.

Re: Activity

[personal profile] smartestone 2007-08-07 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hermione glared, and considered hexing him for that.