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fandomhigh2007-08-03 11:22 am
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Announcements [Friday Mid Morning]
Yes, it's time, once again, for another edition of morning announcements! Umbridge's voice is clearer today, happier and maybe a little smug.
"Good morning, dear students," she said, voice ringing almost shrill. "Those who I saw yesterday, I do hope you are enjoying your new living accommodations." And there's where the smugness increased. "This will be better for us all in the long run, trust me."
She paused to giggle.
"Now, then. Tomorrow, Dick Casablancas, Jim Halpert, Zack Addy, and Henry Jekyll have detention with Miss Ellicot Chat--something. Zuko is supposed to have detention as well but I think I'd like him in the first detention I run, if I could."
"And now, dear children, a new rule created for your safety and mine." She paused for dramatic anticipation. "Any student caught showing affection while in a public place will be punished as I see fit. An educational decree will be going up shortly. Please refrain from any public displays of affection from now on. Thank you."
[Feel free to react, of course!]
"Good morning, dear students," she said, voice ringing almost shrill. "Those who I saw yesterday, I do hope you are enjoying your new living accommodations." And there's where the smugness increased. "This will be better for us all in the long run, trust me."
She paused to giggle.
"Now, then. Tomorrow, Dick Casablancas, Jim Halpert, Zack Addy, and Henry Jekyll have detention with Miss Ellicot Chat--something. Zuko is supposed to have detention as well but I think I'd like him in the first detention I run, if I could."
"And now, dear children, a new rule created for your safety and mine." She paused for dramatic anticipation. "Any student caught showing affection while in a public place will be punished as I see fit. An educational decree will be going up shortly. Please refrain from any public displays of affection from now on. Thank you."
[Feel free to react, of course!]
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