http://silent-robert.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] silent-robert.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-07-30 01:16 pm

How to be a Comic Book Superhero - Outside the Kwik Stop, Monday

For once, Silent Bob was without his sidekick. Jay certainly wasn't hiding out wherever they slept after his run-in with local law enforcement and their conversation about appropriate behaviour around minors. He looked a little crestfallen, but would soldier on without his translator.

The whiteboard was back. There was a title: "Witty repartee - to monologue or not to monologue?"

There were lists. "GOOD - see all Lightning Bug", "BAD - last two chapters of Barry Plodder"

There were whiteboard markers and a stack of comic books for reference material.

[[Wait for OCD and there's an OOC post going up in Jude's journal in a second about my availability. OCD's up, play away!]]

Re: Practice your dialogue

[identity profile] by137.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I can't be faulted at the fact that my wife left it at the dry cleaners!" A.J. argued back. "She'd lose her head if I hadn't reattached it with superthread when I had to cut it off last weekend."

Re: Practice your dialogue

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe she'd pay better attention if you stopped conducting experiments on her. Just a thought."

Re: Practice your dialogue

[identity profile] by137.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
A.J. rolled his eyes. "Could you be any more good? Seriously. She knew what she was getting into when she said those vows. You can't marry an evil overlord and not expect these sorts of things."

Re: Practice your dialogue

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
"If she'd just stayed with my second cousin none of this would've happened," Luke totally made up improvised.

Re: Practice your dialogue

[identity profile] by137.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"What can I say?" A.J. shrugged innocently. "Chicks dig evil."

Re: Practice your dialogue

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's completely unfair," Luke said, pouting.

Re: Practice your dialogue

[identity profile] by137.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Life's unfair, but, hey, if you join the Dark Side, Luke become evil, then you'd be on the fair side. And get all the chicks." Because that A.J. He knew all about getting chicks....

Re: Practice your dialogue

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Luke had a mental image of Darth Vader and the late Emperor out on Coruscant trying to pick up women and shuddered.

"Think I'll give it a pass, thanks."