Potpourri - Monday 7/30

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

"Heeeeeeeey students." said Buster after everyone had sat down. He was sitting on a picnic table, surrounded by a few cardboard boxes. He looked really tired. Perhaps it was because of all the schmoozing he did last night at the bar.

"Okay, kids here's a life lesson for you: Life sucks. It sucks and then sucks some more. Horrible things are going to happen to you suddenly and there's nothing you can do about it." said Buster. He was going for the "tough love" approach today.


"Something horrible is going to happen to you. The sooner you accept this the less surprised you will be when it happens." he said. "So today we're going to have an activity that vaguely mirrors the lecture but not really."

"So in these boxes are some items." he said. He began to rifle through the box. "Eyepatches, fake hands, fake hooks, bald caps...I want you to pick one and wear it for the rest of the day. You'll get to learn what it's like to be unfortunate and I'll get to laugh at you. We all win!"


[Eep! Sorry about the lateness. It's up!]

Comments

Re: Talk to Buster

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ed stomped up to the teacher. "How do you know we all don't already know this?"

Re: Talk to Buster

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

"W-what?" asked Buster.

Re: Talk to Buster

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

"All this crap about something bad happening to us and how we can't avoid. Who says we need to learn it?"

Re: Talk to Buster

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

"If you've already learned it then congrats, you're ahead of the class." said Buster.