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fandomhigh2007-06-27 07:26 am
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Interdisciplinary Studies, Class 7, Wednesday, Period 5
Today's class met at the main campfire which, despite the harsh heat, was piled full of large logs and ready for a bonfire. Nearby was what looked at first glance to be some sort of salad bar, and a large freezer.
"So," Squall said, once the students had arrived. "Last week you found food in the wilderness. Now, you need to cook the food, and if you pretend that it's winter, you also need to keep warm. So. You need to start a fire." He passed out handouts and explained a little bit about fire bows, fire pistons, and flint and steel. "...Which all suck," he concluded. "If you really want to start a fire, you need one of two things: these" -- a box of matches -- " or this" -- a butane lighter. I hope you all brought the matches I gave you last week, because I want you to go make a fire, and if you don't have them, that might be hard."
He shrugged. "Or maybe it'll be easy." Squall was surrounded by a green glow for a moment, and then the large campfire in front of him burst into a ginormous fireball before settling down to burn cheerfully.
(Impressive, but it would have been less dangerous if I'd had any charges of lower-level Fire spells.)
When all -- most? some? -- of the fires were going, Squall called them back.
"Okay, party time. Over there is food. Cook it. Make something good." He shrugged. "The food you gathered last week is in the freezer, if you really want it. Other than that? Just cook stuff or whatever."
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"So," Squall said, once the students had arrived. "Last week you found food in the wilderness. Now, you need to cook the food, and if you pretend that it's winter, you also need to keep warm. So. You need to start a fire." He passed out handouts and explained a little bit about fire bows, fire pistons, and flint and steel. "...Which all suck," he concluded. "If you really want to start a fire, you need one of two things: these" -- a box of matches -- " or this" -- a butane lighter. I hope you all brought the matches I gave you last week, because I want you to go make a fire, and if you don't have them, that might be hard."
He shrugged. "Or maybe it'll be easy." Squall was surrounded by a green glow for a moment, and then the large campfire in front of him burst into a ginormous fireball before settling down to burn cheerfully.
(Impressive, but it would have been less dangerous if I'd had any charges of lower-level Fire spells.)
When all -- most? some? -- of the fires were going, Squall called them back.
"Okay, party time. Over there is food. Cook it. Make something good." He shrugged. "The food you gathered last week is in the freezer, if you really want it. Other than that? Just cook stuff or whatever."
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The mantra? Don't be all uppity about how Squall's not the only one who can play with fire, and subtlety is an art anyway....Don't be all uppity about how Squall's not the only one who can play with fire, and subtlety is an art anyway....Don't be all uppity ....
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It takes a while to get it actually burning - the logs don't go up in flames easily.
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Don't ask where she got it. You really don't want to know.
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She portaled back to her room, grabbed them, and then found her way over to the Abominable Snowfire to get it started.
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He cooks the meat, sets it aside while he cooks the onions, and then drenches the whole thing in ketchup. Tasty tasty tomato-flavoured meat.
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Setsuna winced. Damn. Well, she tried. Really. She did.
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