Tuesday, June 19th - Third Period - Advanced Beginner's Guide to How Not to Be Seen (The Larch)

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This week, the Jerryclass was in the Activities Area again. Aren't you all thrilled? We knew that you would be.

This week, the Jerries are wearing identical blue headbands over their wigs, and one Jerry is carrying a clipboard. The clipboard, incidentally, has four parking tickets from 1989 and last week's Classified Ads. The other Jerry is holding a rubber chicken covered in salsa.

"Places everyone!" cried one Jerry. "Places!"

"We cannot start the play!" cried the other Jerry. "Hildegaarde is not here!"

"It isn't a play!" hissed the first Jerry. "It is ballet!"

"But Jerry! We have no creamed corn!"

"No, Jerry. Creamed corn is only for musicals."

"Why, Jerry! That's even worse!"

"Luckily, I brought four eggs," beamed one Jerry.

"Jerry! You are a genius!"

"Now!"

Both Jerries wave to the class. "Good morning, students!"

"Welcome to Driver's Education as a Second Language!"

"Put your scripts away! If you don't know your lines yet, you'll never get them right!"

"This is opening night! This is no time to be working on blocking!"

"We are going to put on the best show that this hospital has ever seen!"

"For next week's homework, you must graph the results of phones on fried wheat toast!"

"A bar graph, Jerry!"

"For now, you must get dressed! It is nearly curtain time!"

"We have no Hildegaarde! You must be Hildegaarde!"

"You will all be Hildegaarde!"

"Except those of you who aren't!"

"Now begin!"

"Do it with feeling!"

"With emotion!"

"With pizzazz!"

"With pizza sauce!"

"Jerry! We have no pistachios!"

While they strangle each other, do see about starting Swan Lake, won't you?

(OCD: WIP WTF. Finished. Come play, yes, Jerry.)