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Greetings my dear class. First topic for the day is attendance as it looks like my class is slimming down. In last week’s class, we were missing barefoot_tahiri, cyloninyourhead, magitekboy, pyramid_is_life and radekzelenka. I need to know if these ladies and gentlemen are still interesting in learning cyborg theory. Also, I have heard rumors of some of you transferring out of Fandom High and I would like to know your status as soon as possible.

I’m going to call roll, please respond when you hear your name.

barefoot_tahiri
bent_bender
bridge_carson
can_be_more
carter_i_am
cerulean__eyes
cyloninmyhead
cyloninyourhead
emo_padawan
kawalsky
leeadama
magitekboy
pyramid_is_life
radekzelenka
sharon_valerii
sogothcally
sparkplugfelix
valentine_tart
whitedeathpod

Also, homework has been lax. I received answers to my question on the Matrix from Kawalsky (A-), Anakin (A+) and Beka (A+). I would so like to not fail all of you mid-semester.

Today in class, we shall match up in groups of 2-4 students to discuss the following questions ~~or just gossip, omg, I remember high school~~:

1) Is it possible for a sentient robot to experience the emotion ‘love’?
2) Discuss the issues inherent in gendering a sentient robot. Can a robotic looking thing (like a Dalek or R2D2) have a gender? Can a human-form robot (like myself, Six, or the Terminator) have a gender?
3) ~~Any good babysitting techniques? My stepdaughter is kind of a handful…~~

Also, if you could each come by my desk at some point in the class, I’d appreciate it.

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*awaits students*

*stands patiently, smiles*

Ah, Beka. You're such a lovely girl. *sneakily grabs her hand and puts her into a trance as she steals a look into her brainzzzzzzzzz omg*

*releases her hand*

Well, thank you so much for everything you just told me. I'll be sure to write you an excellent reference letter whenever you need it.

*blinks fuzzily*

I... thank you Dr. Carter. *blinks* Did Ghost-wheel deliver your coffee and pastries and journals? He's an AI, ya know. Has a mind of his own. *blinkety blinkety*

*recovers a bit* I appreciate the offer, Dr. Carter, of the letter that is. I don't plan to go anywhere I'd need one. *eyes wide and trusting*

((Because OMG Beka is SO dumb when it comes to RepliCarter! *headdesk*))

Why yes, Beka! Thank you so kindly for all your deliveries. You are a very sweet girl.

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Um...now we're cool and all, right? That Fifth stuff was just a joke, you know.

Ah. It's you. Would you mind handing me that coffee over on the edge of the desk?

Not a problem.

*hands the super nice and pretty Professor Carter her coffee*

Thank you, John. *takes the coffee with one hand and grabs his hand with the other and puts him in a trance, la!*

*sekritly tortures softly to gain more information about wormholes, AHAHAHAHAHA*

*sends waves of calming soothingness afterwards as she's starting to like the little fart anyway*

*releases*

You're such a sweet boy. Be sure to do your homework this time or I may have to kick you out of my class. *smiles kindly*

*looks kind of sick*

Yes, Professor?

You look kind of sick, Anakin. Are you feeling all right?

Long weekend, Professor. Zombies, zombies, accidentally turning to the Dark Side, making my roommate think I'm a psychopath.

You know, the normal.

Oh my! *reaches over to pat him affectionally on the arm* I hope you feel better soon. *clenches his arm and ~~feeeeeds on his evil braaane~~ studies his memories of being all dark and evil and shit, omg, and releases him*

Word to the wise, if you ever get cybernetic parts, you may have issues with your lungs.

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Yes?

*is distracted by her hotness* Um.. Yes. I just wanted to let you know that you're doing very well in the class.

Thank you very much. I'm definitely enjoying it.

Actually, I was wondering if I could speak with you about something, if Beka already hasn't.

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::approaches Dr. Carter's desk::

Ummm... About the homework... ::chews on her lower lip::

What happened to your hands, Cally?

::scratches her head with her forearm::

Well, apparently they don't think to put warning labels on flamethrower nozzles about how they get extremely hot... ::nervous laugh::

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sogothcally.livejournal.com - 2005-09-26 21:11 (UTC) - Expand

Is this about missing last week? I'm sorry.. you know.. issues...

*Approaches nervously*

*approaches the fembot cautiously, but keeps his distance because he doesn't trust anyone that looks like Sam, but who Jack says is evil, even if she is his teacher*

Is there some sort of problem? I assure you I have been paying attention in class ~~and have not been getting felt up by a six foot blonde~~.

Ma'am. ~~Mama!~~

*doodles the number eight on her notebook*

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