How to Annoy Your Teachers (And Not Get Turned Into Animals) [Week 4, Period 2]

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When the students wander up to the main campfire today, they'll notice two very large boxes and several bunches of pink and blue balloons. For now, John ignores those.

"Welcome back," he said, "and I hope you're all enjoying being back in the dorms. Nice to have walls and doors again, isn't it?"

"Today's class is going to be pretty straightforward," he said, crossing his arms over his chest. "Today, we're going to start rumors."

John loved rumors. Especially if they were about someone else. "Pair up or, if you'd like, talk to me, and tell me a rumor about a teacher. Any teacher. If it's a good enough rumor, I'll mention it next Monday on the radio. Rumors are good for annoying people for a few reasons. One, unless someone rats you out, it's hard to pinpoint blame. If I started a rumor about Deadpool being married, which isn't a rumor by the way, and it got around to ten or fifteen of you, it would still be hard for Deadpool to figure out who started the rumor. Two, rumors can be as extravagant as you'd like. You could tell someone that Ares was really a furry robotic chipmunk. Here, people would believe you! And there are other reasons but the first two are the important ones."

Pausing, he wondered if Ares was, in fact, a robotic chipmunk. "So, start a rumor. About me or about another teacher and spread it around the classroom. This week's homework is a special one though. See those boxes and those ballons?" He pointed at the aforementioned boxes and balloons. "For homework this week, I'd like you to dig through those boxes and pick one out of the ugliest pieces of moddable maternity clothes you can find. And then take a bunch of balloons. You can then choose either Principal Zoe or Aly to go find and give the clothing and balloons to. Wish them well in their pregnancies and tell them John sent you!"

"And don't forget to turn in your homework if you took on a different persona last week," John reminded them.

[OOC: Homework can be handwavily done, as always. Today's homework assignment has been approved by both Zoe and Aly. Thank you kindly to the both of them. As always, tell the teachers John sent you and you won't get in trouble. Teachers? John is around here to be threatened, yelled at or chased in the appropriate thread. Have fun!]

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Sign In

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Collapse it like it's hot!

Re: Sign In

[wannabehunter]

Jo Harvelle

Homework

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Did you take on a different persona? Show John here!

Re: Homework

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal might actually have been shuffling his feet. "I pretended to be a highborn at Vala (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1393606.html?thread=84412870#t84412870)."

Re: Homework

[lovesrenoir.livejournal.com]

Animal waves his arms around like a lunatic.

"ARTS AND CRAFTS! ARTS AND CRAFTS!" (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1396161.html?thread=84594881#t84594881)

Then as if to describe what he did he began yelling "MEE! MEE! MEE! MEE! MEE!".

Re: Homework

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie explained her *handwavey* homework, annoying one of her teachers.

Re: Homework

[henryoredward.livejournal.com]

Edward turned in a paper on how he'd kept up a persona for two whole classes. In reality, he'd forgotten the assignment, but every word in the paper was true. Henry'd gone to class, after all. Leaving names out of it, Edward managed to keep the secret safe, while still exploiting it for a grade.

Re: Homework

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

"I pretended to be Deadpool at Deadpool (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1393186.html?thread=84462626#t84462626)," Zuko said because I was a dork and mixed up homeworks.

Re: Homework

[the_merriest]

Rikku stood up proudly. "Okay, so, I totally pretended to be Gabriella in Aly's class, but she didn't seem to be annoyed? I think she thought I was just crazy for a day or whatever. Oh! And I made sure there weren't any real explosives for the day first, because I'm totally not gonna goof off around that and all. It was just defusing paint bombs so I figured it was okay."

And then, there were the evil giggles. "And Hades said on the radio that no one ever left him a care package, and I thought that was sad, so, you know. I made him one. I know care packages weren't in the assignment, but I consider annoying Hades to be kind of a sacred quest."

Re: Homework

[notajar]

Door's hands wave wildly as she explains .... how she got to her other class and realized it was nigh unto impossible to annoy GOB, at least with the alternate persona trick.

Re: Homework

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka, still dressed in his ninjawear (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1398051.html?thread=84885027#t84885027) from the previous period, bowed ever so slightly. "No," he answered curtly. "I did not. No service without payment."

During the Lecture

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

For the talking to each other.

Re: During the Lecture

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie was humming as she sorted through the boxes of clothes, trying to find something truly, deeply annoying to present to Principal Washburn.

Start A Rumor

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Pair up and make it a good one!

Re: Start A Rumor

[wannabehunter]

Jo looked contemplative for a moment. "Farm animals," she said finally.

Re: Start a Rumor

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

"Ares is not a god." Karal nodded firmly. Seeing as he believed it, it was easy to be convincing.

Re: Start A Rumor

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Jerry and Jerry are clearly not two insane people." She said pointedly.

Re: Start A Rumor

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie frowned, trying to think of something. "Hmmm. Perhaps... Well, of course Mr. Deadpool and Mr. Yondaime having children, but maybe...." She frowned, trying to come up with something.

Re: Start A Rumor

[henryoredward.livejournal.com]

Edward thought for a moment. "Vice Principal Hades is throwing a party for all the students in his office."

Re: Start A Rumor

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Edward looked devious. "The Sheriff wears women's underwear."

Re: Start A Rumor

[the_merriest]

Rikku beamed. "Hades volunteers on his day off to bottlefeed kittens at the animal shelter."

Re: Start A Rumor

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

"Deadpool wants to get hugged," Zuko declared.

The Mighty Mighty TA

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Wait till she pings in, please.

Re: The Mighty Mighty TA

[the_merriest]

And the TA, she has pinged in mightily.

Talk to John

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

He's hanging around because he's dumb and should just flee.

Re: Talk to John

[the_merriest]

Rikku bounced up to John after class, then looked around a little. "Hey! I need to talk to you. Uh, I mean, I want to talk to you, about something, and I figure you'd be in."

OOC

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And we be done!