fandomhigh | Tuesday, June 5th - Period 3 - Advanced Beginner's Guide to watching the Jerries be crazy

This week, the Activities Area was set up differently. There were easels set in a circle around the room. In the center was a mattress with a few pillows on it.

"Welcome!" cried one Jerry.

"Welcome, tax accountants and Frisbee Olympic stars!"

"We have no bowling shoes for you this week!"

"No! Because this week, we feel it is time that we get serious about our art."

Both Jerries nodded solemnly. "But only if you are mature enough to handle it, Jerry! There will be no childish giggling in here! Or we shall send you right out!"

"There will be no rotary chickens here! For this week, we are sketching ..."

"The NUDE!"

"Behold!" Both Jerries wave their hands to the mattress triumphantly. The empty mattress.

"And now begin!"

"Jerry, wait!" One Jerry gasped. "Our model has been stolen!"

"The donkeys stole our model!?"

"Our model has drowned the donkeys!?"

"Our model is still in the closet!"

"Ah, yes." Jerry ran over to a closet and appeared to be involved in a deep conversation with its inhabitant. "She wants a raise, Jerry."

"Fine, fine," said the other Jerry dismissively. "She's paid until Thursday anyway, tell her we shall pay an extra can of sardines and she can borrow the hairdryer."

"Jerry," said one Jerry sternly. "We have no hairdryer."

"Jerry!" The other Jerry waved frantically. "She doesn't need to know that!"

"Ahhhhh. Very smart, Jerry!"

"Thank you!" And the Jerry by the mattress bowed while the other Jerry dragged their model out of the closet. (LINK IS NWS.)

Jerry set the model - who looked suspiciously like a very cheaply made blow-up doll - on the mattress.

"Now begin! Or we shall release the hounds!"

"Or the models!"

"Or the sardines!"

"Not the sardines, Jerry!"

"Yes! The sardines!"

"It is a madhouse!"

(~~Wait for the OCD, or the Jerries will release the sardines.~~ The OCD is up, but I can't make any promises about the sardines...)

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Both Jerries looked at her suspiciously.

"Jerry," said one with an angry tone creeping in to his voice. "You know, using photography is cheating."

"But, I'm painting on the picture," Molly said with the magic marker in her hand.

"She's a clever one, Jerry," said one Jerry.

"All right," said the other, drawing himself up. "We shall allow you to enter the contest."

"But if we find out you were using artificial sweeteners!"

"You should not like to see us upset like that, Jerry."

"We'll strip you of your prizes!"

"You'll never paint in this county again, missy!"

Molly saluted. "I will make sure to follow you directions to the letter, General," she said seriously.

Jerry saluted back. "As you were, Private!"

The other Jerry snickered. "I shall have you up on court martialing! Just see!"

"We have no court, Jerry!"

"I know," said the other Jerry again.

Both of them giggled, pointing at Molly.

Tuesday, June 5th - Period 3 - Advanced Beginner's Guide to watching the Jerries be crazy

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