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fandomhigh2007-06-04 12:49 pm
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Announcements, Monday morning
Before first period, Drax turned on the PA.
"Good morning, students. We have a few announcements."
"Remember, today you will be moving back to the dorms for the time being. Take all of your possessions back. Anything that is left in the cabins is subject to disposal." That was just a threat in the name of tidiness. There probably wasn't any need to worry about your stuff.
"Peter Pevensie, report to the dean's office at your earliest convenience." That meant 'soon or you are in trouble.'
"And finally, as you're moving back to your dorm rooms, don't be surprised if you have trouble with your door knobs. We've received reports that the door knobs have felt neglected over the past several weeks and may refuse to turn for you unless you comfort them and tell them taht they are appreciated."
"Seriously?" Drax asked an office worker before turning off the microphone. "How do we even find out about doorknob psychology?" Drax sighed. "'Somebody asked them.' Don't get smart with me, I will destroy you."
Drax finally noticed that he was still on the air. "Have a good day."
[OOC: It was always in this comm. Really. Ignore the several hours where it looked to be in my journal.]
"Good morning, students. We have a few announcements."
"Remember, today you will be moving back to the dorms for the time being. Take all of your possessions back. Anything that is left in the cabins is subject to disposal." That was just a threat in the name of tidiness. There probably wasn't any need to worry about your stuff.
"Peter Pevensie, report to the dean's office at your earliest convenience." That meant 'soon or you are in trouble.'
"And finally, as you're moving back to your dorm rooms, don't be surprised if you have trouble with your door knobs. We've received reports that the door knobs have felt neglected over the past several weeks and may refuse to turn for you unless you comfort them and tell them taht they are appreciated."
"Seriously?" Drax asked an office worker before turning off the microphone. "How do we even find out about doorknob psychology?" Drax sighed. "'Somebody asked them.' Don't get smart with me, I will destroy you."
Drax finally noticed that he was still on the air. "Have a good day."
[OOC: It was always in this comm. Really. Ignore the several hours where it looked to be in my journal.]