Dealing With Stupid People [Monday, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Today, you will deal with real people, so keep your eye rolling to a minimum, please," Josh said as the students assembled in the Danger Room Shop that he totally told them about, rly. "We will be working...retail!" he said, clapping his hands together.

The Danger Shop turned into a sandwich store of a chain that might be familiar to some of you, oh yes. "Half of you will be working behind the counter. The other half of you will be the incredibly irritating customers. Ask how long a foot-long sandwich is! Demand a sandwich with everything except most of the ingredients! Wonder why a sandwich shop doesn't serve Mexican!" Josh's grin turned positively evil. "And you customer service types--remember to smile. And, um, not to punch anyone."

Comments

Re: Work the sub shop!

[not_in_the_book]

"Oh, really? Then you might be interested in trying our new bread! It's slightly more expensive, costing ten cents more per sandwich, but it's made from locally-grown, organic, gluten-free grains, and is completely vegan." He smiled. "Also, all of our vegetables are already locally produced, so I can offer you a vegetarian sub on this new bread. Are you interested?"

Re: Work the sub shop!

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Damn.

"Definitely," Mac said, keeping that smile firmly plastered on. "I only have... $2," she continued. "How long a sub can I get with that?"

Re: Work the sub shop!

[not_in_the_book]

"You're in luck," Ronan said. "Because it's a new product, we're offering a special! You can get a foot-long sub for $2, or you can get a six-inch sub with the combo for the same price."