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Dealing With Stupid People [Monday, 2nd period]

"Today, you will deal with real people, so keep your eye rolling to a minimum, please," Josh said as the students assembled in the Danger Room Shop that he totally told them about, rly. "We will be working...retail!" he said, clapping his hands together.

The Danger Shop turned into a sandwich store of a chain that might be familiar to some of you, oh yes. "Half of you will be working behind the counter. The other half of you will be the incredibly irritating customers. Ask how long a foot-long sandwich is! Demand a sandwich with everything except most of the ingredients! Wonder why a sandwich shop doesn't serve Mexican!" Josh's grin turned positively evil. "And you customer service types--remember to smile. And, um, not to punch anyone."
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multiplez: (trucker hat Z)

Re: Work the sub shop!

[personal profile] multiplez 2007-06-05 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
"The chicken bacon ranch?" Z guessed.

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Nonono," Turtle's nose scrutched up. "Ew. That other one. The one right over there."
multiplez: (trucker hat Z)

Re: Work the sub shop!

[personal profile] multiplez 2007-06-05 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Which one?" Z asked again.

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
"That one!" Turtle said, pointing again. And, hey, she was taking this from experience.
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Re: Work the sub shop!

[personal profile] multiplez 2007-06-05 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Z did not leap over the counter and strangle Turtle, but she wanted to. "I can't tell which one you're pointing at, and 'that one' is not the name of a sandwich we sell here. Could you please tell me which sandwich you want by reading the name of it off the board?" Maybe she couldn't read?

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, what's wrong with you? It's quite clear the one I mean. The one with the meat stuff, and the green thingy, and the sauce..."
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Re: Work the sub shop!

[personal profile] multiplez 2007-06-05 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, because that was so much more specific. "Which meat? Turkey, chicken, roast beef? Ham?"

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
"That one," Turtle said, biting down her lip to keep from smirking. "The chicken bacon ranch."
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Re: Work the sub shop!

[personal profile] multiplez 2007-06-05 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Z's fingers flexed with the urge to kill, but she reached for the bread knife instead of Turtle's throat. "Which bread do you want? White, wheat, or Italian?"

Re: Work the sub shop!

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2007-06-05 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Then Z was feeling what Turtle felt nearly every day. "Ummm, well, which would you recommend?" She twirled a strand of hair around her finger.
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